@car724

Atlanta Braves, World Series champions? It’s no question for me. Teacher turned children's librarian. I used to live tweet American Idol. Jason Heyward forever.

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He’ll never be him
Acyn
@Acyn21 Jan 2025
Trump concludes his speech at the first inaugural ball by dancing while waving a sword in the air
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Jennifer Lawrence is supposed to have hooded eyes, I don’t like this
cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 27
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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If you’re not picking 2 I can’t help you
𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚@Chris_Grosse18h
Just in time for Halloween: You can only grab one pile. Which one are you taking?
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Ragebait probably but I agree with #6 tbh. Also I would put a different Yeah Yeah Yeahs song here
Pop Crave
@PopCrave20h
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century. 1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes 3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers 4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo 5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead 6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers 7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes 8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z 9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys 10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
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Colyn
@colynelliottOct 27
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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Well the gays would be correct
Colyn
@colynelliottOct 27
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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Meanwhile Parks and Rec is one of the best shows ever but okay
Oxford Marlboro
@oxfordmarlboroOct 27
Replying to @hobbithole4u
Most SNL cast members can't really operate outside of low effort throwaway sketch comedy
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Literally the tackiest people alive
The White House
@WhiteHouse22h
Lo-fi Beats to Dismantle DEI 🎶 DEI’s off the menu. Lock in, sit back, and let the vibes from a great American institution carry you through the workday. xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1MJgNbRVR…
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The White House

Lo-fi Beats to Dismantle DEI

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Literally Hartsfield-Jackson but apparently it’s “confusing”
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If you can’t navigate Hartsfield-Jackson I just assume you can’t read or follow simple directions
TNS | Tent@Tento4_Oct 27
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Oh they locked in LMAOOOO
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 27
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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Checking in on the World Series
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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At least I live in Atlanta
DKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
@1NicdarOct 26
Hope all you psycho whack jobs are happy about this. Enjoy midnight at 6 PM. 🫠
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powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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I can’t go 5 tweets without seeing an ad for a GLP-1. I hate it
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Baby sleeping? Time to look at pictures of the baby
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this is so bleak
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