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I’m not like other girls. I’m worse

Baltimore, MD
Joined March 2014
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The Podcats: Tiny Desk Concert
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His ears stolen
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Va a ser la PEOR SEMANA de tu vida si ignoras al gatito que saluda.
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Minik kediyi görmezden gelenlere 77 yıl kötü şans.
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fuck monday
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cuando te levantas y lo primero q haces es revisar tu teléfono
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yo ass aint nonchalant ik u meow back to cats
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you’re laughing? will schuester is about to sing moonbeam ice cream and you’re laughing?
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Calling in stinky to work today
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how fast i'm declining work calls this week
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Yo queriendo atravesar la pantalla del teléfono para darte un beso
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"entendiste lo que te dije?" mi mente:
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I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
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eu me sinto assim quando falo sobre algo que eu tenho o mínimo de conhecimento
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After leaving for work, this owner decided to check his home security camera to see what his cat was up to..
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i need to smoke a blunt w her
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its shake yo butt sunday
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"Is your cat friendly enough to pet?" I don't know, man. Are you pure of heart and strong of spirit? Because we can find out.
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