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Carla Brown πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸŒ±

@carlambrown

Comedy Writer, Ex-Glamour Model. My wits won't sag. Email [email protected]

 London
myslink.app/carlabrown
Joined January 2009
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Natalia is one of my favourite models I've worked with, she's lovely and super hot. Check out her OF and IWC.
Natalia Forrest TOP 0.3% of ALL CREATORS⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@NataliaForrest1) profile pictureNatalia Forrest TOP 0.3% of ALL CREATORS⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@NataliaForrest1Oct 8
This is a Fan Favorite! Get ready to feel the burn iwe.one/2oJZN
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I got to know the awesome @thathindmangirl when I had a small part in Shannon Matthews The Musical (on Prime if you wanna check it out). Sam's been going through a pretty hellish time so any donations would be very gratefully received! crowdfunder.co.uk/p/help-sam…
Help Sam get to Salem!

Help Sam get to Salem!

I'm fundraising so I can fulfull a big thing off my bucket list!

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gofund.me/a7ee14960
Donate to The Official Campaign Against Hartshead Meats, organized by TheOfficialHartsheadMeats...

Donate to The Official Campaign Against Hartshead Meats, organized by TheOfficialHartsheadMeats...

Our campaign was born from heartbreak. When footage relea… TheOfficialHartsheadMeats AnimalJusticeCampaign needs your support for The Official Campaign Against Hartshead Meats

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Oh no what's happened with LF?! I was literally just about to start using it!
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@UrMommyMaeveMay 11
Seeing as we’re all sick of LF and OF, what’s the next best option? Fansly?
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I can't believe there's been a complete media blackout on this
Joey Carbstrong (@JoeyCarbstrong) profile pictureJoey Carbstrong@JoeyCarbstrongMay 7
Replying to @JoeyCarbstrong
This is the shocking footage filmed at Hartshead Meats that the protestors are raising awareness about: youtu.be/IDZWZILmdx8
SECRET KOSHER SLAUGHTERHOUSE EXPOSED IN ENGLAND | SICKENING INVESTI...

SECRET KOSHER SLAUGHTERHOUSE EXPOSED IN ENGLAND | SICKENING INVESTI...

The uncensored investigative footage of a Kosher slaughterhouse in ...

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Please sign this petition, he can't get away with it. There is NO WAY he didn't know something was wrong, he just wanted the money - c.org/Z9hrcv4kdh
Sign the Petition

Sign the Petition

Prosecute Paul Townend for animal cruelty

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I can't stop crying thinking about that horse Gold Dancer, when are we going to stop the horrendous sh*t we do to animals? They don't deserve this.
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This πŸ’―. Management companies have raised subscriber's expectations, they expect 24/7 chat but that's impossible for us actual humans to match up to πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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@SarahJessixaFeb 24
with all due respect if you’re more into the extremely active creators on OF, go for it. because I promise you 95% of those extremely active accounts aren’t the creator, you’re talking to a management company. but go off & get mad because I have a life. 😊🧑
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I enjoyed Wonder Man a lot, but in today's day and age there is absolutely NO excuse for this abysmal photoshop job on Ben Kingsley.
Image from Carla Brown πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸŒ± (@carlambrown)
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My 0nlyfans page is... unique...
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Happy Halloween! Thing misunderstood when I asked for a helping hand... 😬
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I'm thinking of buying a guide to video editing, does anyone have a recommendation for a good one for creators? I know there are a lot of ripoff ones as anyone can create a guide nowadays 😬
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Creator friends - I might need to get a new laptop, one that's good for video editing. Are Macbooks really as amazing as everyone says? 10 years ago I took an oath to never touch an Apple product again but maybe it's time to break that oath πŸ˜‚
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There's a fetish for everything right? Is there a fetish for making someone's dreams come true? I need someone to get in touch and be like "hey, my ultimate fantasy is to pay you a couple of grand a month so you can quit work and spend all your time writing comedy". PHWOAR.
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I've opened this discount to everyone, but only 20 available so grab one while you can!
Carla Brown πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸŒ± (@carlambrown) profile pictureCarla Brown πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸŒ±@carlambrown22 Jul 2025
I very rarely do discounts but to celebrate my graduation I've added a whopping 50% off for new subscribers! Grab it while you can! Link in comments.
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I very rarely do discounts but to celebrate my graduation I've added a whopping 50% off for new subscribers! Grab it while you can! Link in comments.
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May the 4th be with you! Next year I'm doing Jabba the Slut.
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Final day of my Fundraising challenge for @tommys today and I've already exceeded the steps target (which was 248,000) and the donation target - thank you SO much to everyone who donated! I really appreciate itπŸ’—justgiving.com/page/carlambr…
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THERE'S A BIG SEVERANCE SHAPED HOLE IN MY LIFE TODAY.
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