Laughing at my own jokes since 1982
Milwaukee, WI
Joined October 2009
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Does anyone else miss the smell of a dive bar at 1 AM? Not sure what reeks in my car but powerful flashback nonetheless
Just staring at the wall in that after-book-deadzone where I'm not sure how to function or return to normal life 🥴
Nearly every time I get gas I have to check which side the pump is on. I've had the same car for 2 years
Anyone else feel like a ghost is gonna start haunting your house the second you're digging something out of the garbage disposal?
I keep smelling kitty litter and we have no cats or pets for that matter. Am I having a heart attack?
Can you ground a toddler for waking up too early on a Sunday? 100% asking for myself because I just did and fuck that he's grounded nvm the question
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The election aftermath, and the power of the vote cbsn.ws/3eF5oEK
Pavsissy retweeted
Hey jackass, the guy running Trump’s Campaign asked me to get an abortion. Twice.
So kindly piss off bc there are more secret abortions amongst the hypocritical GOP class than anywhere.
RIP to the more than 30 million innocent babies that have been murdered during the decades that Ruth Bader Ginsburg defended pro-abortion laws. With @realDonaldTrump nominating a replacement that values human life, generations of unborn children have a chance to live.
Pavsissy retweeted
I live in the heart of “Trump Country” in South Carolina. The car in front of me has a “BLM” bumper sticker. I honked with excitement and when we passed, it was an elderly couple and we put up our fists in agreement. I’m crying. Sounds like a small story but means a lot. – at Wade Hampton, SC
