For my occasional profesh tweet, is anyone else seeing a trend in their Tiktok ads that mentioning Tiktok in the hook is basically a guaranteed thumbstopper?
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My mother once, in the 00s, ran Clarence Thomas down in our church parking lot to apologize "for that whole Anita Hill situation."
So I guess it's good to know someone else's kids are suffering from the same embarrassment.
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Straight up if you asked me what a serial killer looked like, I'd describe this guy.
Woke up this morning to learn that the Gilgo Beach serial killer suspect was my high school classmate Rex Heuermann.
Berner High School
Massapequa, New York
Class of 1981
Married, two kids, architect.
“Average guy… quiet, family man.”
Mind-boggling… Massapequa is in shock.
23andMe strikes again???
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Are you an adrenaline junkie? May I suggest trimming your own bangs the day before you meet all of your new coworkers in person?
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I don't know what happened to me, but I booked literally EVERYTHING for my travel to my sister's wedding for a variety of incorrect dates.
Not one thing was booked for the actual weekend of her wedding.
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I'm at a hotel in Cincinnati (to see Taylor Swift) and this guy at the bar next to me just asked for a tasting of both Heineken and Budlight to decide which he wanted.
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When we were in Cancun getting ready for my sister's wedding, my mom ordered from room service 15 glasses of iced tea. For 4 people. I don't think I've ever loved her more.
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I just think a lot about how your gravestone is basically the most important tweet of your life.
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Sometimes I think about how my 9th grade biology teacher at my cult-run high school had a class pet lizard she named after well known Nazi general, Irwin Rommel.
Literally what was happening there
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Please sleep in tomorrow for me if you can. I would give my left arm to sleep til 10 tmrw for once, but alas, my toddler won't hit sleep in years for at least another decade.
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