Carpie (@carpenterr33) header
Carpie (@carpenterr33) profile picture

Charlie Coyle made me cry on national television | Views are my own

Boston, MA
Joined April 2012
Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)Photo by Carpie (@carpenterr33)
my mom is my whole damn world
8
3
1
275
@ fanatics
MASSIVE HTR LEAK this morning courtesy if Macy's website isting that has since been taken down. The listing confirms many of the details we've already shared and gives us our first look at WPG, CGY, NSH, NJD, VAN, TBL, STL, and VGK 🧵1/2
2
110
Me, To Everyone On My Editorial Team: "Hey these jersey stories and images are embargoed until 10 a.m." Unnamed Store That Occasionally Hosts Giant Thanksgiving Day Parades: "HERE ARE ALL DA JERSEYS LOLZ"
7
22
571
20,610
This is how you know the teaser period lasted way too long
In one of the strangest leak methods yet, the Washington Capitals Hometown Remix jersey has leaked… by somebody who was somehow wearing it at the game today. #ALLCAPS #HometownRemix
14
42
3,096
85,212
these are genuinely some of the ugliest jerseys i’ve ever seen in my lifetime
MASSIVE HTR LEAK this morning courtesy if Macy's website isting that has since been taken down. The listing confirms many of the details we've already shared and gives us our first look at WPG, CGY, NSH, NJD, VAN, TBL, STL, and VGK 🧵1/2
4
36
1,589
Carpie retweeted
Charli xcx, Aidan Zamiri, and Finn Keane as “French” for Halloween 2026.🇫🇷🤍
6
80
13
1,132
12,998
Carpie retweeted
Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
79
5,430
101
88,159
1,542,519
just saying @gmoneyslic
need him to show up to the game tomorrow with a stuffed monkey on his back for his halloween costume so when he inevitably scores, he can rip the monkey off his back as a celly
9
424
Carpie retweeted
Before criticizing Notre Dame for playing Navy every year, understand the history. During WWII, ND was struggling financially and facing the possibility of closing its doors. The U.S. Navy stepped in, bringing thousands of trainees to campus and providing critical funding that helped keep the university alive. Notre Dame never forgot who stood by them when they needed it most. This game isn’t just a matchup. It’s a tradition rooted in loyalty, gratitude and a debt that will never be forgotten. ☘️
155
374
31
3,594
122,183
The Commuter Rail chugging along in the background is peak Massachusetts high school football.
5 ⭐️ OSU QB Commit Chris Vargas rocking the Ohio State Towel
12
187
6,260
164,128
My guy @JeffMarek has been calling Kucherov to Montreal for the better part of a year. Let's see how it shakes out.
38
35
11
634
55,459
Carpie retweeted
Hell yeah, good for her
2
341
8
9,996
193,664
A Hilton Garden Inn in Canada built a mini-stick rink in its parking garage for $3,000. It paid for itself fast. The 117-room hotel is now booked on weekends through June 2027, and GM Francis Goguen says demand has surged, with 500+ voicemails and emails in just days.

4
22
4
265
64,341
we've landed in New England! #GoNavy | #RollGoats
3
12
174
3,726
just watched a grown man on an electric scooter yell at a couple walking in the crosswalk with a walk light to move out of his way, these people need to be stopped
3
16
468
Carpie retweeted
Does anyone else with ADHD experience "Task-Switching Rage"—where you are finally locked into cleaning the kitchen or answering an email, someone interrupts you to ask a harmless 5-second question, and you instantly feel like flipping a table??,::. 1//4
10
48
5
821
18,983
need him to show up to the game tomorrow with a stuffed monkey on his back for his halloween costume so when he inevitably scores, he can rip the monkey off his back as a celly
Good morning from Warrior. First on the ice is once again Morgan Geekie.
1
1
11
1,054
𝟚𝟜 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥 #GoNavy | #RollGoats
3
16
1
156
3,628
Ever since seeing this sign, I have been rewired 🙏
Fun fact: Residents of Massachusetts are legally required to repeat the "Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin" rhyme whenever the city is referenced in any context
1
88
7
1,573
23,151
Carpie retweeted
i’m crying they really thought they had her and she beat everybody’s ass.
Restaurant's camera captured a group of young women attempting to attack a staff member, unaware that she practiced MMA FAFO
104
3,554
18
75,422
1,400,938