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Texas, USA
Joined April 2011
Last November, I was struggling with insomnia and I was told, "Hey, put on this old sitcom while you're trying to sleep, the background noise will help." And I swear to God, I had that damn song stuck in my head for two months. #MondayMania
Replying to @JedadiahLeland
There's a path to take, a path not to take. The choice is up to you, my friend. #MondayMania
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He's back from the dead?!?
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Gen X is the last stand between America and communism.
Gen X: the smartest generation
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Check out “Below” on Netflix @LisaMarieBowman this looks so up our alley. Tell me what you think. Cheers. netflix.com/us/title/8165267…
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I forgot how much I like this movie! I watched it because of your review. We should totally live tweeted sometime or something like that before you know that October season is done. We should set some time for an LT @LisaMarieBowman
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It's on Peacock, Im about to watch when my husband gets home. 🍿🍿🍿
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Happy Columbus Day to all my fellow Italians!
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Replying to @BridgetPhetasy
@BridgetPhetasy @JasonRitter stay married I don’t care what it takes. I just had a interaction with someone that I’m going to AA meeting today. I have not had a drink in over eight years, but I was so unnerved by this lady that I needed to like go to a meeting and I’m into a meeting in years.
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I didn’t drink or anything and I didn’t use any dope but man I just needed some pretty blonde lady to totally set me up to undo eight years of sobriety that’s pitiful
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I can tell you right now. I’ve been to a meetings all over the country and I can promise you this. They are the same everywhere. The accents may be different but man they are identical. It’s like this. There’s a corny movie from like early 90s that thing called rustlers Rhapsody where it was like a fake western and every town he went to was the exact same that’s AA meetings
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Wait @TiffanyFong , you're 60?! Ok, I've been going about this all wrong. Sure you're guy is great but 1) I have the Western Roku channel 2) Insurance no-copay, itll be 2nd to your Medicare part d 3) single story home 4) I have a connection for Black Market witch hazel analgesic 5) 19 pairs of reading glasses... 1.5 power...oh yeah 6) I have 5 weather channels 7) I have VHS Too out of breath to answer? That's ok, I got lots of albuterol
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