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mankind’s most sinister creation

they/them, 21, tkaronto
Joined May 2020
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it’s mx. beach to you
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braised short rib from starbucks. yall are eating doug ford.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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the genderfluid experience
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The wokest person you know is hyperfixated on south park
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"white queers are at least more progressive than black cishets" are we sure about that? 😶‍🌫️
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inhaler in one hand cart in the other
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genuine non mean spirited question is there a bisexual celebrity not currently publicly in a heterosexual relationship 😭😭
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"Abdul El-Sayed is NOT a Mini-Mamdani. He can lift a lot more than I can." 🔥 — Zohran Mamdani, NYC Mayor
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Also Halloween on film!
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Keisha Lance Bottoms has won the Georgia gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Rick Jackson. (via NBC) She becomes the first Black woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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WOKE 3.0 - PRONOUNS IN BIO AND EMAILS - GOD IS NOW NONBINARY AND GOES BY THEY/THEM - SHARIA LAW INSTITUTED - MANDATORY LGBTQIA+ CURRICULUM IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS - DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME - FREE ABORTIONS - MANDATORY REPARATIONS FOR BEING STRAIGHT AND WHITE
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Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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when you're actually very similar to your parents
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there is a sex & the city episode for everything
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Amazing loving family
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today i am embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join
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The gay + hag American work week in 2026 Mon - simply not a work day. overcommunicate in multiple group chats Tues - do some work Weds - do some work Thurs - start to put things off to next week Fri - simply not a work day. Deeply engage with group chat in a meaningful way
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Gained weight and it all went to my ass
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Unsure if I left the bar at 1:30am one or 1:30am two
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