Cassandra McRae

Um, smarter ppl than me could one of you explain to me how Trumpet of Patriots just sent me an unsolicited sms? Like how did they get my private mobile?

Tried a new morning strain and my todo list is done before lunch. Hell yeah look at me being productive

I’d like to quit as an adult it sucks ass, not nearly half the fun that the 90’s promised

Is it too soon to start calling the #PalisadesFire Luigi? Asking for a menace

The 2024 update was a little unhinged, can we rerun the bug fixes for 2025 thanks #earthsucks

Aww Bill Clinton made me cry and not by touching the dangly thing at the back of my throat

I understand why ppl with broken and infected teeth, unalive themselves. The only help is an over worked public health system #48hrsofhell

Today’s irrational ranty pants trigger, grocery shopping. Beyond over having to decide, shop and then cook food to keep my crotch trophies alive and thriving…. Every day …… every ….. damn …… day

Just popping in to see if this is still working

Anyone who still thinks we are alone in this universe needs to grasp this

Curled up with covid, please let the muppets make me feel better. This virus sucks

My #JusticeForJohnnyDepp day today is playing every Johnny movie I can find on all my streaming services. Vote with your viewing 😎

This👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 is all this

I am passed my quota of human interaction for the year, may just start attaching a closed sign to my face for the rest of the year

I got half of my stitches out with even stricter rules of not moving it. Would be easier to achieve if the Dr remembered to send the pain script off

So fucking devastated, crashed my motorbike 😩 Flinders hospital are taking great care of me. I have to have surgery to repair a huge gash in my inside thigh but so thankful it’s not broken

So what’s the predicted timeline on KW driving a white bronco down the highway being followed by police? This is not a history we need repeated!

If Australian protesters watch how the yellow jackets in France do it the police are going to be in big trouble

Just what every parent wants to hear at 5:10am Can you go get me a rat I don’t feel well.

I have been kicked out of the house so my son can have a threesome. Getting old sucks