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Teacher, Fiction Guy, and MFA at UNH alum. Owner of an upset tummy. Stories in @ChicagoQReview @LAReview @PassengersPress @NecessaryFic

Cambridge, MA
Joined August 2013
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New story! Huge thanks to @PassengersPress for publishing “Stranger Need Think” read or listen at passengersjournal.com/volume…
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I have a new story out in the most recent edition of @ChicagoQReview along with a slew of wonderful fiction, poetry, essays, and art. Snag a copy at chicagoquarterlyreview.com/2…
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Somebody needs to tell him that Kendrick is the last goddamn person on this earth that he should be coming for.
The halftime show you just watched is clearly the regime’s response to Trump’s historic gains with black men.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kendrick Lamar was announced as the halftime show several months before Trump won people.com/kendrick-lamar…
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@cbhuelle on Bluesky. Let’s blow this popsicle stand.
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You live in the universe all the alternate universes warn their universe children to stay away from.
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One of my best buds is a great writer and his story is fire
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As close as you’re gonna get to an explicit promise to install himself as a dictator. Yikes.
Trump: And by the way, there are numerous ways of saying her name, they were explaining to me, you can say Kamala, you can say Kamala, I said, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter what I say. I couldn't care less if I mispronounce it
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For those who thought that fury over Biden's facilitation of the Palestinian genocide was limited to Arabs and Gen Z: Seven major unions just sent a joint letter to Biden calling on him to "immediately halt all military aid to Israel" ahead of Netanyahu’s visit to Washington:
Seven major unions just sent a joint letter to Biden calling on him to "immediately halt all military aid to Israel" ahead of Netanyahu’s visit to Washington: --SEIU --NEA --UAW --UE --APWU (postal workers) --AFA (flight attendants) --IUPAT (painters)
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No, Netanyahu should not be welcomed into the U.S. Congress. On the contrary, his policies in Gaza and the West Bank and his refusal to support a two-state solution should be roundly condemned. As I stated last month, I will not be attending his address.
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“But… but… but… Democrats are 'fomenting violence'.” Ohio Senator George Lang speaking at JD Vance’s rally: “I’m afraid if we lose this one, it’s going to take a civil war to save the country… and if we come on to a civil war I’m glad we have the Bikers for Trump on our side.”
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I present to you: Andy Beshear, the 46yr old democratic governor of Kentucky. He was made in a lab for this moment
Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.
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biden could regain this nation’s trust with one perfect backflip
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It’s an honor to be honorable! So excited for “The Rub” to appear in Issue 46 of @PassagesNorth out in February 2024!!
Congrats Nancy Nguyen and her story “Breach,” winner of our Waasnode Fiction Prize! Shout out to María Alejandra Barrios for judging this year’s contest!!
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Take a sec to appreciate our fellas who gave their all to bring Banner 18 to Boston but came up short. It was a long road, and this title doesn’t happen without these guys. Shoutout all our former C’s ☘️☘️☘️
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06.17.2024 ➡️ 06.17.2008
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Jayson Tatum dropping a Kayne quote😂 "Everybody was wondering what would happen if we didn't win. I guess we'll never know."
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The @celtics are the 2023-24 NBA Champions!
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What an incredible photo from legendary NBA photographer Nat Butler
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