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didn’t buy my blue check

Tennessee, USA
Joined October 2010
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It's that time of year again :(
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buddy america does this for week twelve texans at colts in a dome
No other country can do this
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The entire @TheSavBananas team is taking the field in Big Hats! Watch LIVE on YouTube 🎥 youtube.com/live/mO_-FNzztVI…
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POLICE! COME QUICK! THERE'S A HANDSOME MAN ON THE PACKERS oh wait, it's only me
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Twitter Many centuries of history 🤝 Is this the real pope or not
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Going 7-5 again this year…
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Damn Draymond is killing it
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This seems bad.
Breaking: All Southwest Airlines flights are grounded due to a computer issue. The airline tells me "operations are paused". 795 flights are delayed as of 10:30ET.
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If more than a year has passed between seasons of your show, and your new season doesn't open with clips of what happened before, you should go to jail.
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i wasn’t a good dog today april fools. i was so good
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The Melonheads really just look like green Mr. Meeseeks
‼️ GAME ANNOUNCEMENT ⚾️ The Pickles are ready to welcome the Melonheads to Portland on July 22, 2023! The Melonheads are comprised of the most semi-capable and baseball-literate content creators out there and are ready to tussle in an exhibition matchup.
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James Ryan, Josh van der Flier, Mack Hansen and James Lowe played every minute of Ireland’s Grand Slam.
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us the past 5 years
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