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It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that
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3 years ago I almost slipped into a coma and died. I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.
I paid $684 for my first 30-day supply of insulin. Some pay $1000+ a month. Many die without it.
Today I introduced legislation to cap the price of insulin at $50 a month. #txlege
have received word that this is how you get your underwear pinned to the ceiling (the ceiling is densely decorated with dusty underwear.) how fortunate to have just stepped inside a split second before this historic event at 1:00 a.m. on a tuesday morning
























