monky (@ccedwo) header
monky (@ccedwo) profile picture

grotesque, clinical, makes tattoos. fuck andrew white

cedro | htx | 25
Joined October 2011
Photo by monky (@ccedwo)Photo by monky (@ccedwo)Photo by monky (@ccedwo)Photo by monky (@ccedwo)Photo by monky (@ccedwo)Photo by monky (@ccedwo)Photo by monky (@ccedwo)Photo by monky (@ccedwo)Photo by monky (@ccedwo)Photo by monky (@ccedwo)
life is suffering . it's your choice to make it worthwhile
9
just put a fresh sheet of paper and organized the crayons on our doodle table we keep outside the studio. my contribution
7
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
127
1,554
174
8,606
when i was around 5-7 my dad dressed up with his shiny belt and sombrero one night and stood, leaning on his truck in the driveway, waiting for me to see him through the screen door. when i came out and asked why, he said he was leaving us (my mom and i) because i didn't love him
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
1
23
have been manipulated in the most absurd ways one can imagine from a very early age
12
Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that
46
4,168
53
49,600
600,336
not a millennial but the original four loko recipe including 156mg caffeine in a 24 oz. can with 12% abv
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
2
57
monky retweeted
“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 2 loving parents
114
6,179
309
39,325
385,928
on the verge of tears from how cute my coworker's kid is
1
30
this is what it's all about
16
my dad's roosters narc on me every fucking morning
25
monky retweeted
shit cannot be that serious
116
1,009
100
25,350
236,881
😂
180
6,503
230
65,207
789,727
cycle - ended testosterone - restored
2
100
3 years ago I almost slipped into a coma and died. I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. I paid $684 for my first 30-day supply of insulin. Some pay $1000+ a month. Many die without it. Today I introduced legislation to cap the price of insulin at $50 a month. #txlege
1,157
44,401
2,907
304,968
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
76
5,558
121
70,366
1,894,045
have received word that this is how you get your underwear pinned to the ceiling (the ceiling is densely decorated with dusty underwear.) how fortunate to have just stepped inside a split second before this historic event at 1:00 a.m. on a tuesday morning
genuinely the moment i stepped into the shittiest dive i still bother to visit, a guy 2 feet away from me at the counter took off the last of his clothes and started streaking around the bar
40
So proud of Gina, so proud of James, so proud of Texas!
10
2,404
5
30,466
171,911
Marshall's has been renamed Mashallah's
1
1
45