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How hard is to not have sex with Chinese people?
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Mow the lawn may bet the best approach at this point.
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump is heavily leaning AGAINST launching major strikes on Iran because it would be really bad for their people "I could go in and blow them up right now. The problem with that is you'll never be able to rebuild it. If I blow up the bridges and the power plants, the thing that takes is the hardest to rebuild are the big bridges...It would take them 10, 12, 15 years to rebuild. Also power plants. Second is power plants. The thing that's second hardest is power. To rebuild that, puts an awfully big burden on the people. I don't like that." 47 this weekend launched an effort to cut off the regime by LAND, not just via water blockade, and it's going to keep strangling the regime. Maximum pressure and NO NUKES 🇺🇸
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Before taking off for Paris, Rubio praised Trump’s decision to go to war, a contrast with Vance who underscored its role in the GOP’s electoral defeat. “The president ... identified a very real threat to this country that existed for a very long period of time, and he addressed it ... even though oftentimes the right thing to do for the country ... isn’t necessarily popular"
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This is it. WINS the internet
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To see leftist podcasters, comedians, and commentators laugh about political assassination as though it’s entertainment and the destruction of a human life is a punchline, is beyond disgusting. My husband, Charlie Kirk, was killed in an act of political violence, something our two children and I will live with every day for the rest of our lives. A culture that laughs at assassination is one of profound moral decay. It threatens the very foundation of our country and the principles that hold our democracy together. You do not have to agree with someone’s politics to recognize the value of their life. This should not be so hard. Political violence must never be something this country tolerates, excuses, or celebrates.
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Ladies, find you a man who looks at you the way Stephen Miller looks at 8 U.S. Code § 1325 (Improper entry by alien)
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The only way for the country to recover now is to ask Jonah Goldberg for advice and then do the exact opposite of whatever the neocon worm says.
Steven Miller's immigration policy has taken arguably the GOP's best issue and made it a liability. He, second only to Trump himself, is responsible for blowing up the multiracial coalition that elected Trump in 2024 and sparked the GOP's dream of a multiracial working class coalition. He's also probably the single most despised person in American politics. So of course, Trump appointed him Chief of Staff after getting humiliated at the polls. It's so perfect.
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It's the best way to go.
When I was in the IDF I was in the Navy and my job was to train octopuses to do auto erotic asphyxiation on Palestinians. I am breaking the silence.
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Amen
Replying to @wholemars
Not quite betting the company, but going balls to the wall for autonomy is a blindingly obvious move. Everything else is like variations on a horse carriage.
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It always did. 🙈
I'm learning that "affordability" means higher taxes, more spending, open borders, amnesty for illegal aliens, and lawfare against government staffers.
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I'm learning that "affordability" means higher taxes, more spending, open borders, amnesty for illegal aliens, and lawfare against government staffers.
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.@StephenM will be the youngest White House Chief of Staff in over 40 years and the first millennial to hold the role. I’m confident he’ll be laser-focused on helping President Trump deliver real results for Americans of every age. At the same time, it’s exciting to have someone in that position who understands the challenges facing younger generations. Stephen will bring energy, clarity, and a results-first mindset at a time when the country needs all three.
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Somebody is having a normal day.
Susie Wiles committed crimes against humanity in return for campaign contributions from toxic industries while serving as White House Chief of Staff. She should be arrested and tried in the Hague.
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President Trump is the most transformative political leader in American History — and he has single-handedly saved America from those who would destroy it. It has been the privilege of my lifetime to have served on his team from Day One, and I am honored beyond words to serve as his White House Chief of Staff. I want to thank the incomparable Susie Wiles for her years of devoted service to the President and the Country, and for her friendship. The mission now is more clear than ever: Fight with all of our soul to support our President and defend this magnificent Republic.
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🚨#BREAKING: Haitians take to the streets singing songs praising El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele as Salvadoran troops push back gangs.
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Interesting.
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Silver lining: by the time the Democrat Socialists walk into Congress there will be no excess wealth to redistribute.
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"gas is temporarily expensive, I'm voting for Democrats!" *Wipes out 401K*
BREAKING: Around $2.1 trillion wiped off the S&P 500’s market value as U.S. stocks plunge amid a massive tech selloff, according to Dow Jones Market Data.
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Replying to @EqualityCaucus
As a gay congressional staffer on the Hill, I am curious if @EqualityCaucus will demand that El-Sayed, Ilhan Omar, and other elected Islamists in Congress denounce Sharia Law? I do not feel safe working on the Hill as a gay staffer without knowing that these leaders denounce the execution of homosexuals.
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