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we're adults here why do you want me to shave my bush, gillette maxwell

balding professor had a shaving knick on his bald spot today, everything is lying

seacoast smackdown mention!! seems a little silly but being among such awesome locals in this post makes me feel fuzzy

chris pappas won.. us bottoms can do anything 🥺🥺

losing circulation in my feet so i can feel like im sucking someone elses toes #different

grok how do I look more nonbinary and less boyish? is nonbinary swag just teenage boy swag? is it over?

oh nooo it looks like we have to go to Manchester, New Hampshire

I can't take human beings who use opera gx seriously, does it deadass play a typing sound effect when you type in the browser

daily affirmation: i will grow a mustache. i wont give up after i feel gross, unkempt, and chopped because i have a mustache a week from now. i will not then subsequently shave it.

instagram ads starting to tell me to donate sperm and join the navy I think it knows somethings up

when the dmv thanks me for waiting on hold for hour and a half and then at an hour and 35 minutes I feel really seen

doggirl cunoesse wait a minute we're onto something

a good 50/50 chance if I open up krita to draw this is whats looking back at me 20 minutes later

ordered 5 spicy potato soft tacos from taco bell in my dream last night, woke up hungry as fuck

who's the guy who thought of those fireworks that split and then split again I got a blowjob to give