Evertonian. Editor. Miserable sod.

Joined May 2011
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Looks like he’s getting ready to bowl an over of some off spin
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If Armstrong is booked for (in the referee’s own words) “the intensity” of the challenge, then what the fuck is this?
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Game is so unbelievably gone
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Not even a second yellow. That's a straight red. He's checked his leg to make flush stud contact with the knee.
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“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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We do not own a football club but if you punish this football club that we do not own we will punish you
Exclusive with @AlexDooler @DNair5 UAE officials have warned the UK government that the severity of Man City’s punishment could undermine their appetite for future grand-scale commitments in Britain, according to people familiar with the matter They consider the Premier League’s actions to have an influence on the bilateral state relationship, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing undisclosed information The extraordinary pressure comes after Andy Burnham faced criticism, including from within government, for saying Man City’s Abu Dhabi owners should not be disqualified specifically because of the investment they bring to Britain bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Jorge Jesus going to tell the players in the dressing room that Ronaldo has left the camp😂.
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Good luck lol
Etihad Airways has said it is considering legal action against the Premier League, claiming the judgment published this week against Manchester City incorrectly suggests the club’s principal sponsor has been “involved in improper commercial arrangements” @Lawton_Times 🔽 thetimes.com/sport/football/…
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Back in 2014, there was a man who was already aware of the irregularities involving Manchester City. That man now runs FIFA. The infamous Gianni Infantino, then UEFA General Secretary, abused his authority, shared confidential documents and, in short, outmanoeuvred the Investigatory Chamber, doing everything in his power to ensure that both Manchester City and PSG would merely receive a fine, avoiding a deeper investigation that could have led to a Champions League ban. All of these details were also revealed through Football Leaks. Given his actions as UEFA General Secretary and, more recently, as FIFA President, I can only say, in my humble opinion, that Gianni Infantino has become a cancer on football and should have no place in the future of the game.
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Are you looking for a blue hedgehog perchance?
I am a Serb, an Orthodox Christian, and as such, Russians are my brothers. True patriots across Europe know that Russians are not the enemy. The enemy is in Brussels. Fuck the EU. Fuck NATO.
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🔵 Latest on Everton's appeal over Burnley verdict. 🔵 Could losing the appeal now benefit Blues? 🔵 How will City outcome effect #EFC? @MattJFootball speaks to @TheLawyerCSmith on the week's developments. Listen 👉 tinyurl.com/s82aw5fc Watch 👉 tinyurl.com/dn4terty
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Replying to @Everton
When did we sign James Trafford
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I can give you a comprehensive body of irrefutable evidence that I wouldn’t give a fuck
Genuine question to Rival fans. Would you enjoy watching the Premier League without Manchester City in it?
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It's official. The statement released today by the Premier League ultimately confirms, unequivocally, the truth of everything that was revealed through Football Leaks. The Independent Commission is also particularly harsh in the way it characterises the actions taken by Manchester City executives, who, without a shadow of a doubt, acted with complete impunity, challenging everyone and everything. From the very beginning, they have demonstrated a complete lack of respect for the rules, for the bodies responsible for overseeing and regulating the game, for the integrity of the competition, for the other clubs and, above all, for the fans. Years and years of cheating, lying and manipulation will finally have consequences.
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Chris Smith retweeted
Oasis should release: “Sham. Pain. Supernova”
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Awkward @cdsmith789 🤭
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The Everton fans you see on the ‘For you’ page are the worst nob heads ever.
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I can’t believe this is real. FOIA records appear to show Kash Patel directing his team to find accounts critizing him and respond. An aide warned that replying to “RetardFinder” would “look bad on you,” and Patel complained about the tweet views. Flagged by @seth_hettena
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Who's he shushing here? 'Your pay rise and increased job security is now official!' 'Shut up.'
We are delighted to announce that Lewis Hall has signed a new long-term contract at St. James' Park 🙌 The 22-year-old has become a key part of the first team squad in recent seasons, making 107 appearances since first arriving at his boyhood club in August 2023.
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