Toronto, Canada
Joined June 2011
So Jay Z didn't let Lil Wayne get New Orleans Super Bowl halftime show because he didn't have a current song out but gonna annouce himself as the halftime show this year with no current song out lol
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I love this feud cuz u can tell deep down they were having a ki 😭😭😭😭
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How I sleep knowing 50 finally met his match:
Tia kemp responds to 50 cent asking the court to stop her from posting about his son .
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It’s not normal…
Nous venons de lancer des pantalons qui répondent à tous les critères!

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I remember being 17 and competing with 40yr olds for a job at Abercrombie & Fitch during the financial crisis. Proceeding crisis after crisis. We’ve experienced, “once in a lifetime events” every 3 years for our entire lifetime.
She’s spot on as to why us millennials are over it.
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Niggas are actually dumb
Shout out to the officer because this could’ve ended wayyyyy worse
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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celz retweeted
The fact everyone been peeped the play is HILARIOUS. Get prepared to seee Beyonce, Alice keys & Rihanna. Gramps can’t do it alone. Also get ready for the fraudulent most “watched superbowl” of all time post lmaoo 😭😭😭
JAŸ-Z SUPER BOWL LXI HALFTIME SHOW FEBRUARY 14, 2027 🚨
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celz retweeted
Don't talk about negative things..
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I have a theory that a formal date is often actually a terrible setting for discovering attraction. Sitting across from someone with the explicit purpose of evaluating romantic chemistry can make it harder to feel. People are often much hotter incidentally, when you get to see them in their element
A friend of mine initially rejected the man she’s now married to because she didn’t feel attracted to him. A few weeks later she saw him leading a rock climbing trip, suddenly found him incredibly hot, and now they’re married with a baby. Much to think about
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She literally explained the power of silence.
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celz retweeted
I remember I interviewed with two white women and they told my recruiter that I didn’t get the job due to “posture” lmao
yall underestimate just how many white women are racist
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How they all right tho😭😭😭
Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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Come tru hot gyal chow!
congrats to the cool Asian auntie who embraces and represents all the things that make Toronto neighbourly, generous and world class.
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We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace. That alone is a blessing.
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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.
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i can’t believe the toronto mayoral race was between an asian lady with lots of political experience who wants to give kids free school lunches (along with breakfast and snacks) and the evil white zionist man with the who wants to privatize water and remove bike lanes
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celz retweeted
Nobody gives AF about jay z performing at SB. Pick anybody else damn
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