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Joined November 2025
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Me on my way to United States of Alhumdulliah (USA)
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bullet journal sketches of some Māui dolphins and pygmy sperm whales
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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Twitter has silenced me for being too excited about the bluke πŸ˜”
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she's from blexas i can tell by the way she's libbing round the room
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AIPAC your bags
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abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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We're putting clavicular on estrogen
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Have your pronouns ready by tomorrow morning @JoeRogan
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NEW GENDERS COMING OUT TONIGHT!!!!!
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DRY HUMPING IS BACK!!!!!
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Get ready to report for gender reassignment @elonmusk
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they're developing hallmark ramadan movies
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Straight men will either learn to twerk or they will be executed
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my mom can drive us to the sex change surgery abortion clinic if your mom can drive us back
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Your baby will now be 40% vaccine by volume.
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How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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WOKE IS BACK SELL THE KNICKS TO MS RACHEL
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It’s illegal to be a republican
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