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So vain I think everybody wearing sunglasses is looking at me

What could it mean that the bus drivers don’t wave at each other anymore

Leaving a dead fly on my windowsill as a message for the others

I highly recommend being unconcerned and unbothered 👍

I think my greatest skill is treating people I hate with the graciousness I reserve for people I love

K. Ci and the Jojo Band

Now they’ve outlawed pennies, when do we figure out the government is somehow collecting the cents lost after rounding a la The Plague in Hackers (1995)

Bitch WHO THE FUCK decided the de facto sound of an approaching electric vehicle should be the approximation of an angel alighting to deliver some kinda holy mission

Just laughed a laugh I never laughed before and embarrassed myself

Magoo walked so Carti could run

Just saw a guy with fuckin’ dumper on him walking down the street like he knows he has a fat ass

Speedskating would be a lot cooler if it was just giving skateboarders meth

Shih-Tzus… don’t see ‘em much anymore

Powerless against a pup that just wants LOVE

Always make the mistake of thinking the bus window’s telling me the truth about my reflection

Arugula is the best leafy green that sounds like an ODB adlib

Eskettitcism

So That Was A Grift: A History of Technological Innovations 2010-2025

Is there anything less dignifying than dropping the paper towel tube and having it roll away and unravel across your whole damn apartment

A sincere @willystaley post…. not so much these days…