Fluent in sarcasm and occasional brilliance.

Somewhere in between.
Joined December 2008
Fuck you Derrick! You trying to police my garnish pick and skipping it, is really rude. Your establishment can afford it even if I want to take it. My bill is over $300
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A Match Made in Chrome
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Normal day at the Kirchheimer manor with Suzy the third. All grown up.
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He’s committed, emotionally unavailable, and covered in fur. Perfect.
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They told us not to look directly at it. Naturally, we did.
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He is officially offended.
🤖 Made with AI
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Should I cut my hair, so I can regret it later? 😂
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Today we are super excited to share some announcements! First, we would like to give a huge welcome and congrats to @chariskm for officially joining the NAKID Team! With 20+ years in photography and the arts, numerous awards and working with some of the biggest artists and brands in the world, she joins our ever-growing family of creatives and will help shape the next era of generative hybrid work across fashion, commercial, immersive and more! 🔥
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“ Tonight, somebody is leaving.”
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charis retweeted
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A year full enough to feel distant.
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❤️❄️ Merry Christmas from @chariskm and I
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This holiday week’s artist to watch on NAKID is @chariskm 🔥 Her work does not chase attention, it creates it. It earns it through restraint, intention, and an instinct for knowing exactly when to press the shutter. There is a quiet authority in her images. Frames feel deliberate without being rigid, intimate without being intrusive…
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Since every prompt triggers computation and heat, cutting redundant output is not just about efficiency. It actually reduces real-world water use. Less wasted processing means less cooling required, which means conserving actual water resources. @OpenAI
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