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Third Time’s Charm

@charmingthird

Formerly illuminat*on Stat*on. *my burners, burners, burner*

Joined October 2026
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Are you from the Stouffers stovetop timeline, or the Kraft stove top timeline? Because I’m from Stouffers timeline, which grok is saying never existed..
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“Pulled up to the post office and we made eye contact. She started walking my way. She knew I wanted some.” -My husband, recounting seeing the tamale lady in town.
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Three years ago, a kind, older gentleman paid my $200 grocery bill without my knowledge, & left before I could thank him. Today I found him in line at our local coffee shop. I insisted on buying his coffee. He invited me to sit and chat. We decided to meet again next week.
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Opening the bathroom door and letting someone’s shower steam out should be a federal offense.
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Disney programmed many of our gentle souls to believe that anyone can change. That a seed of goodness resides in even the most corrupt hearts, waiting to be showered in love, and transformed.
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Please pray for my husband. He has just asked me to calm down.
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Serious question: what if the perpetrator is under the age of 18? An ex of mine was r*ped by his older brother who had been abused by his uncle, perpetuating the cycle. How do we go about navigated instances like these?
Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) profile pictureRep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMaceNov 12
We want the death penalty for anyone who r*pes a child.
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Some of us can see it all the time. I saw them long before I ever experimented with psychedelics, and still do to this day.
ZACH SMITH | PERSONAL TRANSFORMATION COACH (@ZachSmithMentor) profile pictureZACH SMITH | PERSONAL TRANSFORMATION COACH
@ZachSmithMentorNov 12
Replying to @RobLogic
That's what the universe really looks like.... I've seen it... It's called the cosmic lattice
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WHO IS GOING TO TELL THEM
Alejandra MA. (@heyyosoyale) profile pictureAlejandra MA.@heyyosoyaleNov 11
Pinche planeta aburrido, sin dragones, ni elfos, magos ni nada, puro pndejo
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I began dressing even more modestly in my 20’s because I could hear men’s perverse thoughts about me. Was validated a few times when I overheard men speaking their thoughts aloud to their pals. Anyway..watch your thoughts out there.
Leptokinetic (@leptokinesis) profile pictureLeptokinetic
@leptokinesisNov 13
i like the kind of telepathy where i think about you and then you text me right after. not the kind where i know everyone around me thoughts. that would be literal hell.
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X is trying hard to swoon me into a paid subscription.
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Simon says get your shit together.
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Half of being intuitive/psychic means having to process data that you neither agree with nor understand.
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DiamondBags@MrDiamondBagsNov 11
I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit
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AI SAYS THAT ITS AI
Third Time’s Charm (@charmingthird) profile pictureThird Time’s Charm@charmingthirdNov 11
High priestess initiation.
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Helped a kid off a high and compromising spot today at the park playground . He kept calling for his parents but they were nowhere to be found. I asked if he needed help. He eagerly accepted. Parents caught the tail end of my placing him on the ground, and after explaining he was
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High up + stuck (with his enthusiastic head nods confirming my account), they still said absolutely nothing and walked off. Am I the weirdo here? I’m a former preschooler teacher and am accustomed to helping other people’s children, but did I cross a boundary?
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They made me feel like such a weirdo when I was very obviously there with MY two kids and just trying to help the lil dude. WTF 😭
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