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Joined August 2009
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This is the only way you should handle Gizelle. You have to take it to hell with her every single time.
Tia to Gizelle - β€œAs long as you can get a check, anyone’s pain, anyone’s family, that is free game for your success!” Oh Tia CLOCKED Gizelle’s tactics on the show soooo badly here!!! Get her Tia!! πŸ˜…πŸ˜… #RHOP
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I love that i’m always right about everything
Tia to Gizelle - β€œAs long as you can get a check, anyone’s pain, anyone’s family, that is free game for your success!” Oh Tia CLOCKED Gizelle’s tactics on the show soooo badly here!!! Get her Tia!! πŸ˜…πŸ˜… #RHOP
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Can’t wait to come back from work tomorrow.
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3:38-3:41 When my girl hit that low note, nobody seeing her fr! ✨
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i know she’s mad asf she can’t bring those filters on stage with her
President Trump stands in background as Nicki Minaj speaks at the rally Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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On God cellphone bills have hidden fees that we don’t know about IDGAF
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I be checking my email at the function 😭
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I have a tattoo that I need done over and finished. Shit might take me out the game
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Kanye could never top this
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Yall ain’t see nun. Go to bed πŸ›Œ
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Cafe 8 has been officially cooked πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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A Helga Pataki wig for Halloween would eatttttt
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Kinda want carrot cake
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I sound like Marge Simpson rn
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I need some BUNDING
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I’m tired of the manscent conversation cause it goes completely left everytime 😭
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