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The only hope for the world is if every nation unites, Elon Musk becomes President of the world and we're attacked by aliens.

Manchester, UK (Southside)
Joined January 2012
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I wonder if Harry and Meghan are really considering a return to the UK or whether they need to make themselves relevant with closer ties to the Royal Family to boost their earnings ability?
Are Harry and Meghan after more attention? If we didn’t have enough problems.
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Kaur's level of stupidity, is astonishingly impressive.
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You paid in for forty years. Never missed a day you could help. Never took a penny you hadn't earned. And this is the country they handed you back. Four million people now on sickness benefit. Half a million of them under thirty, signed off before they ever clocked a single shift. Your taxes don't build roads anymore. They don't fix the hospital you wait eight months to be seen in. They go to a bill so big the government now spends more keeping people unwell than it raises from every wage in the land. And when that runs short, they print. And the few quid you saved buys less every year to plug a hole you never dug. You did everything right. They did everything wrong. And somehow it is you left with nothing.
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Replying to @BeardedBrownMa1
Nobody has a problem with Sikhs brother. Cool Brits and proud Sikhs. Its the police, their idiotic racist bosses and our complacent politicians that are in the firing line not one mentally deranged nutter and his evil family from Southampton
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Replying to @NadiaWhittomeMP
In 1990 the UK population was 57.2 million. Today it is 69.5 million. The increase in population, overwhelmingly through deliberate immigration, Has caused significant strain on housing, the NHS, schools, transport, water and energy. Demand has simply outstripped supply.
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Your father retired at sixty. He bought a caravan. He saw his grandkids on Tuesdays. He had time. You are sixty four. Your knees are gone. Your back is ruined. And they have moved the line again. Sixty seven. Then sixty eight. Then sixty nine. They sold three years of your retirement to balance their books. They sold five years of your wife's pension to balance their books. They will sell your children's whole retirement before they are done. Healthy life expectancy in this country is sixty three. You will retire sick. If you retire at all. The printer at Threadneedle Street never stops. The spending at the Treasury never stops. The excuses at Downing Street never stop. Three machines grinding through your life. You were not given more years to enjoy. You were given more years to serve.
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Free house. Free money. Free NHS. No conditions. 😡 😡 😡 That’s what the @TheGreenParty are proposing for illegal migrants.l While British people can’t get a GP appointment, can’t afford rent, and our benefits bill just exceeded our tax revenue for the first time ever. Thread. 🧵
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Replying to @SamanthaTaghoy
Bonkers. I’m dragging myself out of bed at 4:30 every morning, working ten-hour shifts with a back wrecked by sciatica, and I’d likely be better off financially with less outgoings if I just sat at home claiming benefits. That’s how warped things have become. And yet people like this want to run the country.
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“I would love to work a 9 to 5, but my health won't let me” This is Kayleigh Unitt. She is running for election to the Welsh Parliament (and will likely win). Kayleigh wants to be paid £80K per year for a job she claims to be ‘too sick’ to do. Do not let this woman into power.
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MEET ANOTHER INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE FOR LOZELLS I must have seen at least six running in the Birmingham ward, not a single one campaigning in English. This looks like a scene from the Pakistan mountains. This is not normal.
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Explain this...
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We do not consent to the extortion of taxpayer funds to do a parents job of feeding there children so labour can buy voters. It's not your or labours money you twat. It's unconsenting taxpayer money you have no entitlement to!
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Fuck you, you are robbing the struggling English taxpayer to fund the children of unwanted foreign dependents. Only 14% of English families have 3 or more children, we are being fleeced yet again by you bastards🤦‍♂️
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The UK has crossed a line. Welfare spending: £333 billion Income tax revenue: £331 billion We’re now paying out more than we bring in from workers. This is unsustainable.
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England is beyond cooked.
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My local Buckinghamshire WhatsApp groups are full of sympathy for And a desire to protect British Jews I think people underestimate the strength of support - Britain is not Twitter British Jews have been here for hundreds of years and never put a foot wrong - people love them
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Will people get a bloody grip British Jews fund 4 ambulances *for everyone* because they are lovely Just like the 200 other lovely organisations that fund ambulances Fund ambulances = good Burn ambulances = evil Get a bloody moral compass.
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This Labour MP wants me investigated and silenced. He makes my case for me. Labour’s rebranded “Islamophobia” definition is designed to censor us. So Mr Khan, here’s my reply: Get lost.
Too many are too polite to say this. But mass ritual prayer in public places is an act of domination. The adhan - which declares there is no god but allah and Muhammad is his messenger - is, when called in a public place, a declaration of domination. Perform these rituals in mosques if you wish. But they are not welcome in our public places and shared institutions. And given their explicit repudiation of Christianity they certainly do not belong in our churches and cathedrals. I am not suggesting everybody at Trafalgar Square last night is an Islamist. But the domination of public places is straight from the Islamist playbook. Trafalgar Square belongs to all of us. It is a national memorial to our independence and our salvation. Last night was not like a televised football match or a St Patrick’s Day celebration. It was an act of domination and therefore division. It shouldn’t happen again.
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I will not be silenced. Labour are only demonstrating that they cannot see right from wrong. They will not stand up for our way of life. But we will.
Too many are too polite to say this. But mass ritual prayer in public places is an act of domination. The adhan - which declares there is no god but allah and Muhammad is his messenger - is, when called in a public place, a declaration of domination. Perform these rituals in mosques if you wish. But they are not welcome in our public places and shared institutions. And given their explicit repudiation of Christianity they certainly do not belong in our churches and cathedrals. I am not suggesting everybody at Trafalgar Square last night is an Islamist. But the domination of public places is straight from the Islamist playbook. Trafalgar Square belongs to all of us. It is a national memorial to our independence and our salvation. Last night was not like a televised football match or a St Patrick’s Day celebration. It was an act of domination and therefore division. It shouldn’t happen again.
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