may or may not sound woo woo ☥ 𓂀 ♫ྀི⋆⑅ Ⱄⱄᐝ ♫ྀི⋆⑅

San Venganza, TX
Joined May 2017
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
i once knew this girl who hated being the center of attention so she threw a “casual” party, got married mid-celebration, wore a dress that fully showed her 4-month bump, and cut a cake that was blue inside. girl literally said: THERE. i’m married, pregnant, and it’s a boy. we’re done. GOODBYE.
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
we are living in a boondocks episode
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
I accidentally did my assignment that's due in December instead of the one due tomorrow
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
DELETE THIS LMAOOO
Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
cuando logro darle like a un tuit antes de que se actualice la línea de tiempo
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
i hate gay Halloween bro wdym you’re the reverse bimbofication meme ??
the posts have been scheduled 🧘🏾‍♀️ Adaugoween has officially begun
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
what it GENUINELY feels like to resist an afternoon nap
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
I hate gay Halloween wdym you’re the fish who had no idea they was gonna play in her face😭
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
uwoahh , di English tsa nou
nihs don’t belee me when i say i don’t eat pap.💔
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
شدعوه بس باكلكم
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
my timeline since twitter added the auto translate feature
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
they just may be the winners 😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
today at work an old guy told me “i’ll have to spank you. that’s no good.” when i told him we don’t have sweet potato fries.
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
The ears are down he good
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
I love gay halloween wdym you’re 90 year old grandfather who ate paint thinking it was yogurt
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
That’s Halloween set I guess
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