𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
i once knew this girl who hated being the center of attention so she threw a “casual” party, got married mid-celebration, wore a dress that fully showed her 4-month bump, and cut a cake that was blue inside. girl literally said: THERE. i’m married, pregnant, and it’s a boy. we’re done. GOODBYE.
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
I accidentally did my assignment that's due in December instead of the one due tomorrow
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
cuando logro darle like a un tuit antes de que se actualice la línea de tiempo
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
I hate gay Halloween wdym you’re the fish who had no idea they was gonna play in her face😭
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
today at work an old guy told me “i’ll have to spank you. that’s no good.” when i told him we don’t have sweet potato fries.














































