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Missed Connection via blahtherapy.com - Looking for the alcoholic software engineer who'd never heard of christmas cake before

O HAI! I'M BACK!

The only thing @bellaboxaus ever tailored to customers after that long preferences form was age: send baby box crap ads to? Y/N extra lame.

Thanks @bellaboxaus for sending me an extra box, a year after you mistakenly billed me for a year I didn't want. Avon and DB again? Srsly?

And smells minty. Mmm, refreshing numbness. Does this come in a body lotion?

Protip: do not test the mysterious OTC topical anaesthetic on your left thumb and forefinger if you expect to type afterwards. It works.

"He was a dream to work with. I never once wanted to bludgeon him." This new TV show is quietly brilliant.

My budget only extends to three months in south Asia right now. One more contract and I can make it nine months. My cat died. Who cares.

US food photographs: packaging. Packaging everywhere. High calorie, high plastic density, mega weird. I miss that wasteful nation.

Twitter is now 50/50 infosec and minority celebrities with big talk. Security + Insecurity is... Not Katy Perry, that's for sure.

Today is Saturday. You know what that means. Oh yes. TACOS. Tacos for the third day in a row. Yeah, you heard me. #tacovore #srs

Step one. Wash that shirt. WASH IT GOOD!

I'm obliged to wear a very ugly, misshapen t-shirt for an event tomorrow. Advice on making trade show shirts not suck on a female form?

@errbufferoverfl teapaw.org/makkitbox disorganised at best. I love subscription boxes but the tech stuff lacks dedication.