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Made a charcuterie board for lunch.

I bet Bill Nye eats pussy.

But can it text the plug?

The West Wing porn-parody called The Breast Wing.

Do you think it’s fine to make a frozen margarita with three caps of Miralax? Asking for a friend.

giving a comically dramatic handjob to Sigur Rós.

When you took too much gummy to fall asleep last night and then wake up 10 minutes before your first meeting, still high as shit.

An AI porn device, Coculus.

Watching pov mountain biking videos on a significant amount of edibles is a lot for the senses.

Sent a photo of one of my tattoos with an essay that’s being shared by some big accounts and didn’t realize it has a giant self-harm scar in it…yikes.

Have you ever ate something when you were high that makes you nauseous to think about, hours later? Like cream cheese frosting with Frosted Flakes on white bread, like a sandwich?

America peaked at all-day McDonald’s breakfast.

McDonalds has the Saweetie meal but Burger King has the WAPper.

Don’t take edibles with your friends and go to Costco.

Stop the internet I want to get off

Nice.

Boomer K-Hivers have to be the worst thing about the internet.