your favorite idiot #sorry she/her

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2020
Today one of my male coworkers apologized when I said I was tired and when I asked why he said “ya know, the patriarchy”
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If ur sleepin on my band… 😬
“Butthole supreme” “bunghole rock” “big butt rock energy”
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Stop being scared to be openly confident about your music!!!! If it’s good and you believe in it, share that shit !!!!! spam the worlddddd with it
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Never met anyone who drives a Honda Fit who was cool. Y’all suck
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After all my hard work in this life I better be reincarnated to a house cat with parents who do not want human children
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Dear Brian, There is no reason whatsoever for you to give your idiotic opinion on what women wear in the photos they post online. Not to preach your morals. Not to make yourself feel more manly. Not to teach anyone a lesson. Go sit on a fence post, you sad, sad manchild.
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I literally live off two main roads in downtown Seattle and they haven’t salted or plowed either one yet and I have to walk to work in the ice tomorrow. Moving on Wednesday wish me luck 🥲
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Christmas mimosa nap time
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My aunt is cute and a good cook wow
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The paperwork to buy a vehicle is so fucking annoying like fuck off and let me drive my stupid little van plz
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The Zook crew sucks at Twitter but what these fine folks said 😈😈😈 ⬇️⬇️
Only 24 hours until The Sexy Pajama Party with Rachel's Children, and Zookraught! See you then Seattle.
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My band is running an ad on Instagram right now and it keeps coming up when I’m looking at stories and I’m literally in the picture but I’m glad it’s hitting target audience I guess?
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Paying for things in cash used to be my style and now it feels illegal
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Can’t believe I got a living creature who stays here when I’m gone and just vibes
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The way band group chats are just unhinged
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Found out my favorite regular at work works for Amazon 💔😢
alarms are a form of discrimination against girls who are so sleepy
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Imagine me, happy, with a partner who loves me so much and a cat and I’m able to afford heating my apartment in the winter. I have 2 bands I love playing in. I have come so far
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I’m at a Friendsgiving and my friends have like a whole ass house with two floors and like 3 bedrooms on the one floor I have seen and like damn. I live in a studio apartment lol
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