she/her
Chicago, IL
Joined August 2009
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You ever try to fix your shower head with pliers and an old style can just to avoid seeing your landlord come into your apartment, shrug and fix nothing?
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Small talk tip #304: Ask about the person's blood. How is their blood doing? They have a lot of it these days?
Can I buy myself a cake for finally having a good credit score? I got a cake for my birthday and all I did was not die.
Now accepting all prop bets on the lucky 100 getting a pardon.
Trump at this point is opting not to issue a pardon for himself as he prepares an expansive list of more than 100 pardons and commutations for release on Tuesday, a source said reut.rs/2XOPRuf
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Snap, crackle, pop. That famous sound that can only mean one thing (you're over 30 and your body is audibly falling apart)
I'm finally ready to admit this.. I've never successfully shotgunned a beer and at this point I'm too embarrassed to ask how it works.
