currently single. i know all 343 of you wanted to know, if you’re in new york this is very very good news.
spokesperson for bruce blakeman (conservative candidate) just tried to hand me a pamphlet #fish #wecanalwaystell #iguessnot
not a fan of the term “girldick” but even if i did, what a pathetic misnomer. this is thee optimal female frotting apparatus. it is a laser guided precision instrument. you can’t undersell it.
one thing mad men teaches you is that a considerable amount of society’s infrastructure came apart the second we stopped day drinking with hard liquor at work.
when i was in highschool i’d go around asking every guy in a ten mile radius of me if dating trans women was gay and when they virtually all said no i’d be like “REALLY? EVEN THOUGH?” surely that meant nothing.
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every time I'm reminded of this video I get nauseous
Kathy Bates says she was sure she never thanked her mother in her Misery Oscar speech, then the interviewer showed her the tape
"She gave up her retirement because I was born so late in life to them."
"When I won the Oscar for Misery, she said, I don't know what all the excitement about, you didn't discover the cure for cancer."
"Why did I think I didn't thank her?"
"Because she should have had my life."
"I wanted her spirit to come into me and enjoy everything I was enjoying because of what she'd given up."
Her mom's whole review of the Oscar was that she didn't cure cancer, and Kathy still believed she had shorted her that night. Then she watches herself thank her mom at home, right there in the speech. Some people never stop trying to pay their parents back. You can hear it in how quiet she gets at the end.
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