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Army vet. MSEd. Was once ranked the 119,633rd biggest celebrity on IMDb's StarMeter, which seems like a gross overestimate.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2013
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You could spend hours in Indiana. Hours of your life. Precious and irreplaceable. Gone, forever. In Indiana.
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Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
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imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent
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There's a very essential truth that the golden era of The Simpsons gets to which is that small towns are so boring that the people go fully insane
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Summarize your political opinions with just one meme. Go.
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I love that Google is useless now because of AI
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THE LIGHT BEHIND MY EYES
What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people really noticing?
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Just imagined Jim Varney on Righteous Gemstones and got sad.
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sticking this on a dog
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The template
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*Ernest
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the film David Lynch stole all of the cool stuff in Twin Peaks season 3 from
This frame from Ernest Goes to Jail goes so hard
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This frame from Ernest Goes to Jail goes so hard
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Leave my son’s head out of your FUCKING HOUSE
🚨| Jaden Smith looks dumb as fuck at the #GRAMMYs .
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Replying to @WorldWideWob
Crying real tears right now
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A reminder that Gonzo's delivery of the single greatest line in film history is made infinitely better once you realise it is an EXACT rendering of Charles Dickens' own emphasis in the original story.
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