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Phcuba Phteve

@chief420247

pothead, father of 4, a retired bartender, currently a self-employed carpenter... a huge Michigan, KC Chiefs and White Sox fan. Sue me... just fuckin laugh OK?

 Crazy... and been here a while
Joined May 2021
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If anybody wants any of this FIRE.... hit me up, this is my boy. Same one in my pinned tweet... give him some followers. This is the best stuff in the mitten.
Sticky and Stinky (@Sticky_n_Stinky) profile pictureSticky and Stinky@Sticky_n_Stinky10 Oct 2025
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Shit on a shingle
Fire Hatch Rubs ™ (@FireHatchRubs) profile pictureFire Hatch Rubs ™
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Had a hankering for some SOS. It’s only been about 20 years since I’ve had it 🤣
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There's nothing quite like a good ass kebob 🤷🏻‍♂️
Patton (@GeneralPatton83) profile picturePatton
@GeneralPatton83Nov 4
Ass: Kebab sounds painful
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She gets it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣😂
Monkeyjunk11 (@Monkeyjunk11) profile pictureMonkeyjunk11
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🤭🤭
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Yup 🤣😂🤣
L33L33🌴🐸 (@TreeFrogTitties) profile pictureL33L33🌴🐸@TreeFrogTittiesNov 4
🤣😂🤣
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Replying to @chief420247
@chief420247
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@DanNJ7120h
Latest comments on the Robinhood tokenization. @wolf_of_ape_st
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Oh, good lord. I'm not sure how long they were buried but that was one, VERY slow bullet, he dodged.
Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) profile pictureOyindamola🙄
@dammiedammie35Nov 4
They just got divorced 😭😂
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@AgedMercuryNov 5
#AMC $AMC #AMCTheatres #SaveTheMoviesSaveTheWorld Forever April #atAMC
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I mean.... 🤷🏻‍♂️ it's a way to look at it.
jack neel (@jackneel) profile picturejack neel
@jackneelNov 2
Owen Benjamin Explains To Jack Neel Why Nukes Are Fake Jack: “Tucker told me there was one truth that could end humanity.” Owen: “What do you think it is?” Jack: “Do you think nukes are real?” Owen: “No.”
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My dad would love this shit 😂🤣😂
AsiwajuAwo (@Anthoneee3) profile pictureAsiwajuAwo
@Anthoneee3Oct 30
This is a Major achievement
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Hahaha, nice 😂🤣😂
Don Quijote de la IA (@IA_Quijote) profile pictureDon Quijote de la IA
@IA_QuijoteNov 4
Se acabó... Ya tenemos GANADOR al mejor vídeo con IA de 2026. El MULTIVERSO de El Señor de los Anillos.
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Watching Reno-911, season one, and laughin my ass off. I miss shows like this 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣😂
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#AMC That's the tweet. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤘🏼
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So THIS is why women go to the bathroom together... it's all making sense to me now 🤷🏻‍♂️😂🤣
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful 🤷🏻‍♂️😂🤣
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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@LanceTHESPOKENNov 3
Patrick Mahomes is on pace to finish the 2026 season with 4,359 yards, 32 total TDs and 10 INTs with a backup LT, inconsistency at RT, a head coach that benches his awesome LG for literally no reason, a 37 year TE that's leading all receivers in nearly every stat and a bottom 2 WR room. Mahomes deserves better.
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20 bucks says this stupid bitch doesn't look it up 🤣😂🤣 God, I love retards.
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Phcuba Phteve (@chief420247) profile picturePhcuba Phteve@chief420247Nov 3
Replying to @QueenG940 @meyersmedia_ @AbdulElSayedHQ @MichiganNation2
He never played college football, retard... You're the fucking dummy. Look it up jackass
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Fucking idiots
Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) profile pictureDov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleimanNov 3
Holy Sh*t: Multiple angles have now been released of the helicopter incident at the Seahawks/Bears game last night. This could've ended extremely badly 😳
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Pretty fuckin clever... 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣😂
Greensboro Police Department (@GSO_Police) profile pictureGreensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceNov 2
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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