hunter the hedgehog

I love huffing gas

If someone cuts you off in traffic you should be allowed to follow them home and tickle them

Dressing up as diarrhea for halloween

Just won a free poop sandwich from McDonald’s monopoly

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Eating Wendy’s

Drinking an energy drink and driving a truck

Eating McDonald’s

I think the drinking fountains at the grocery store are attractive like seeing a beautiful woman

I’m 50 years old Japanese man. I’m so tired of everything and all alone on Wednesday night.

I will do nice stuff for anyone all the time

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An iPhone should weigh 100 pounds

Getting fulled up at the gas station

Feeling like a big fat fuck

Eating a bagel with cream cheese for thanksgiving