@chippel

Doctor of Etymology. The smartest guy you know. Follows, Retweets, Likes, and Endorsements are not endorsements even if explicitly stated other wise.

 Pizza Town, PA
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Joined January 2019
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Chip@chippelOct 24
The fondling will continue until morale improves.
nari@smolnariiOct 24
Replying to @chippel
Fuck you.
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Pkart@kenpemmy1h
#ben10
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George Zimmerman's stand 「Knights in White Satin」reloading his .38 after Travon Martin puts him in a self defense situation.
Veester || 🍉🫧⋆｡˚@vera_drawz_xOct 26
THEY WHITEWASHED MY BOYS😭😭😭😭 WHY ARE THEIR COLORS SWITCHED
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Hot dog vendor on the Grassy Knoll: "Holy shit that bullet was meant for me."
2001 Live
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George Willig, who was dubbed “The Human Fly” for scaling 2 World Trade Center in 1977, says that he regrets the feat, as he believes that he, personally, is responsible for bringing terrorist attention to the Twin Towers.
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Rusty Cage
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I'm fuckin sick of this fake shit that we all pretend is true, that the homeless are just down on their luck. These are psychopaths. Insane and addicted to drugs. They are scum people. Rapists, murders, thieves. Fuck them. If you are two paychecks away from being like that, KYS
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Halloween: Resurrection is a better Scream sequel then any of the actual Scream sequels.
Andrew Grevas
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Ghostface finds Sidney in a mental institution at the beginning of the film. She’s waiting for him and they fight on the rooftop. Ghostface kills her after they share a kiss. After this extended opening, the film transitions into a new story with a new cast lead by Busta Rhymes.
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Replying to @owenbroadcast
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money. -norm macdonald
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The Patriots are in control.
U.S. Department of Education
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There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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I look like this.
Conan, Esq
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Del Chillman top 5 recurring Scooby Doo character
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“True Man’s World” Another jjba study because these characters are just unreasonably fun to draw
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To Catch A Redditor
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Ciaphas Cain: “That’s the beauty of it bro, if I treat my troopers with respect, risk my life for them, and achieve heroic feats, they’ll never suspect I’m a sniveling coward”
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I've been saying this for *years.*
Jawsh@Its_JawshOct 26
These are spiritually the same movie but Society isn’t ready for that conversation.
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More like Space of AIDS.
Justin Whang 🐙
@JustinWhangOct 26
Ace of Spades?
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Labjer@Labjer2Oct 26
There's gonna be a big spot where I once lay And there won't even be a spot one day Bleed out I'm gonna bleed out -Bleed Out, The Mountain Goats
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@omgnicewordsOct 23
What’s the favorite celebrity moment/tweet you’ve ever seen?
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Hey @slimebeasts if you're going to block me on your alt account maybe you should unpin the screenshot of my tweet since seeing my post makes you so ass-mad.
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The actual reason this guy hates Wendigoon is because he wants to create enough drama that makes Creep Cast avoid reading his shitty creepypasta from 11 years ago, saving himself the embarrassment. Little did he know of the Streisand Effect.
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"If you piss people off enough they start sending your best bits back to you."
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Another Price story is that he banned his wife from the kitchen because she sucked at it that badly.
The Green Stick@AlexandersDadOct 25
Replying to @AlexandersDad
…up late to confront the actor. When he arrived, she came to him in tears asking if he was having an affair. He pulled a rosary from his pocket, and confessed he was going to St Vincent’s every Thursday night for OCIA classes, and was hoping to convert as a surprise for his wife
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