@chodypatrick
Joined March 2010
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coworker just venmo’d me $150 to take her shift
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Happy TGIF everyone
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I fucking hate yelp. I shouldn’t have to download an app to read a stranger’s review of an empanada
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Is three t-shirts for $780 a good deal?
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Every single night I pray that my balls are sitting right, my jockstrap is so tight baby boy in control I feel like keith urban
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chody retweeted
matvey@mmassacre11Oct 17
Everyday of my life feels like this
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leftovers
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You just know they’re gonna have Sarah Sherman play the animatronic bird that Kelly Clarkson couldn’t buy on Weekend Update
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Saying, “don’t quit your day job” to nurses, teachers and truck drivers but in an earnest and encouraging tone to express how important their occupations are
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life imitates art
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Chody x Clayface
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staying booked and spending other peoples money
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Gay Hinge is 30% moderate pilots
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It’s a Federico García Lorca Fall btw #FedericoGarcíaLorcaFall
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watched this tiktok get taken down in real time 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Yesterday
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Client asked for a moodboard so I sent them this pic of my pit
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Introducing newer Tinashe fans to some classics
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wig rat gay wedding
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me when my kid comes out as trans: ok yay i love you me when my kid forgets to uplift tinashe: you bring shame upon our family name. start making arrangements because you can't stay here tonight
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