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I have a bear rug in my home. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move. opinions=my own

Salem, OR
Joined May 2009
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Chris Hummert retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Chris Hummert retweeted
Friendly Reminder that ESPN and its affiliates have now: - Destroyed the Pac-12 - Relegated the Big Twelve to borderline G5 - Begun the total collapse of the ACC - Put a 1-Loss SEC team in the playoff over an undefeated conference champion - Orchestrated Texas and OU to the SEC
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Chris Hummert retweeted
I’m sure this is relatable
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Chris Hummert retweeted
Just blogged: How I Got Pwned by My Cloud Costs troy.hn/33FmiSK
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Please remember I grew up on Slashdot.
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Chris Hummert retweeted
CVE-2021-44228
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Let's bypass Windows Defender using reflection in Powershell. themayor.notion.site/53512dc…
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Yo mama's so old.... she's certified in Banyan VINES!!!!
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Hanging out with the hospital pharmacist part 2
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The proof:
Josh Lavender just came to the plate with a full on golf caddie, range finder, and all.
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If you’re angry for no reason you’re burnt out, If you’re sleepy for no reason you’re burnt out, If you’re irrationally mad and your work suddenly looks bad, Spontaneously apathetic you’re burnt out.
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I made a meme @cyb3rops I hope you like it 🤗
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Ransomware is just a pentest engagement where you negotiate scope and payment afterwards instead of before.
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Chris Hummert retweeted
u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but u *can* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons
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Chris Hummert retweeted
40 USC §5104(e)(1)(B) & §5109 make it a federal crime to enter the floor of either House of Congress through the use of force and violence.
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An mRNA vaccine doesn't actually contain the virus itself. Think of it as an email sent to your immune system that shows what the virus looks like, instructions to kill it, and then—like a Snapchat message—it disappears. Amazing technology.
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The mission of this Allied Force was fulfilled at 11:26 am local, November 7, 2020.                                           - Galen
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