christopher harrison

Hi elon!!!

Me: “(blablabla)... prehistoric man” Rachel: “what did you say? Priest Orch Man??”

OK, maybe false alarm.

Twitter, if you’re listening, someone is trying to steal my password. This is me though. Swear to God.

Thought it was a DeLorean in front of me and I was thrilled. Turned out to be a lotus and I was disappointed.

you've been hacked, me thanks.

nothing i love more that being told forcefully what to do by junk mail.

Billy Corgan is at my Whole Foods. Can't decide whether to tell him I love the Pumpkins or his Wrestling Federation.

"someday i'd like a room like at Cadillac. Catapult? Capitol! that's the one i want." -@PriscillaRachel

"there should be more uppercuts in a cappella" @RandomNotesLLC

(@PriscillaRachel at the stove): "🎶oh, kale and onion! mingling together! making a marriage called diiiinnerrrr!🎶" godamgenius.

"the batman beefcake 3 year old" (@PriscillaRachel, describing another boy in her babysitee's taekwondo class)

and the parking douche bag lifetime achievement award goes to...

Holy throwback Batman! (found in garage)

dearest loves: meet me at Hotel Cafe tonight to see Krystle Warren. you will melt. 9:30pm 1623 1/2 N Cahuenga Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90028

"I play rhythm on anything. Car, face, butt..." -@PriscillaRachel

turns out @mccarthyredhead and I go to the same target. Today is a victory.

Dear Hollywood, I would please like the best Ali biopic yet, script by Sorkin, and with @donaldglover as young Ali. See what you can do.