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25, musician and actor. working on something. He/Him

Evil McDonalds
Joined February 2017
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Reminds me of when I was a kid listening to Weird Al, I had only ever heard him called Weird Al and every song title had “Yankovic” between his name and the title so I thought Yankovic was just the term for a parody song. Like “this guy sure writes a lot of Yankovics”
My brother used to say “Schulz!” after he told a joke because he learned to read from Peanuts and he noticed the cartoonist’s signature was always in the last panel after the punchline.
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“You’re listening to a Weird Al Yankovic”
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The basic plot of Dark Souls 2, as recapped by Manus, Father of the Abyss
Tripped over a🐜 ant & smacked into condcrete Lost 3 teeth and They scattered into the dirt and grew ibto beautiful little girls. Say hello to my daughters Telegram(french) Whatsappe (italian) and Youtube (African)😊
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Every video game is objectively “art”. They’re also all “toys”, and all of them can be made into “sports”. The disconnect here is that too many people hear “art” & think “good”, while disregarding the ideas that art is often bad and that toys & sports are also objectively “art”
I feel like you can tell by someone's top 5 favourite video games if they see the medium as toys, sports or art
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Chroingle | SONIC EXPO DALLAS retweeted
SHADOW GENERATIONS
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I think I might even smoke a brisket
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THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
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LETS FUCKINGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY DAMN STATE!!!!!!!!
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So Get Out is the scariest movie ever made
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So it turns out backrooms is completely fucking insane
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Ideas and Suggestions for Easy and Simple Home Creations = Simple Invention DIY Crafts
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The opening DIY turns a metal fork into a multi-tine electrical connector by attaching copper wire. Safety groups warn DIY electrical work and online videos can be deadly due to shock and fire risks. Use licensed electricians instead. esasafe.com/safety/occupat… esfi.org/do-it-yourself…
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Speak now or forever hold your penis
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Not once in my life have I seen someone use smh to mean “somehow”
I have a question about americans. Is their garlic smh different from garlic in europe because whenever i use american recipes they put enough garlic in to kill every vampire on earth. Like ill put half the amount in and its still garlicy ASF how
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Not sure whether or not this is life changing
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Chroingle | SONIC EXPO DALLAS retweeted
me: want a beer buddy: what do you have [my dumb ass son gart who was asexually reproduced via budding falls off of my shoulder and plops on the ground, quickly growing a mouth] bah me: got a fridge full of bud lite buddy: alright i'll have one gart: bah
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After the freak nuclear reactor meltdown I’ve gained the amazing ability to go to the bathroom
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Steps in dog doo “I can’t wait to smoke my doobie later”
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