Biting Mayor Bloomberg since Groundhog Day, 2009
Staten Island Zoo
Joined September 2011
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6. As a sign of respect the local mayor must clean the local groundhog's quarters every year on Groundhog Day.
5. Groundhogs shall have the right to bite the local mayor. (Do you have a mayor in Punxatawny? Ha!)
4. Groundhog Union agenda, cont'd:
- Strict preference for the patronage of in-state groundhogs. (@GroundhogClub: "Stay in P-A". )
3. Union agenda:
- Outlaw outsourcing of weather prediction to computers , so-called "weathermen" (and women) and Chinese groundhogs
#Groundhoggate News of my demise was exaggerated. i was only sleeping. But someone woke me up early and i have to get ready for my big day.
Say it isn't so! My best friend @samadamsthedog is no more. RIP Sam Adams The Dog.
...meanwhile, the only thing giving me second thoughts about endorsing Lhota is Giuliani's endorsement.
Inane and insane NYC law banning large sugary drinks:nbcnews.com/business/new-yor… … Thanks @samadamsthedog
Staten Island Chuck retweeted
Everyone but Kramer gets a text alert about a storm. He fears for his life. "Bloomberg's out to get me, Jerry! I bought a lot of big gulps!"
Well, that loudmouth @GroundhogPhil and i finally agreed about something. This year i just decided to sleep in and let him take the flack.
... Oh, and well-meaning members of other species can join, in a special category called "fellow travelers." Join the Groundhog Union list!