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從阿德萊德回來/冇得再去日本 ☹️ Tweets in Cantonese, English, Gibberish. Mostly Gibberish. My MBTI is GTFO.

香港(有時)/ Adelaide (rarely)
Joined August 2009
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Mild sense of foreboding
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前一排聽到 Chicago 讀 shi-ca-go → 🤯 今日又聽到 Michigan 讀 mi-shi-gan → 🤯
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きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅさんトハッピーハロウィン🎃ニク(・∀・)! #Halloween #女川コテリズン
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誤讀為 chilun sin
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今次支流感疫苗打完痛咗成日,只能夠安慰下自己有免疫反應係好事係好事係好事 etc.
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ぱんぱんぱぱぱん🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
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ヘドバンしゅごすぎぃ、、、、
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〖 💄 ENCOUNT Interview 💄 〗 きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ、出産で外れた“リミッター” 活動の閉塞感を壊した「どうでもいい精神」 🗨️「ここからのきゃりーぱみゅぱみゅは絶対に面白くなっていく」 🎀 🍭 🍞 encount.press/archives/10868… (写真12枚) 🍞 🍭 🎀 #きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ @pamyurin @kyarystaff
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今年もハロウィンナイトありがとうございましたー!楽しかった🎃
10.30 ZEROTOKYO HALLOWEEN DAY1 “CRAZY PARTY NIGHT Supported by Veuve Clicquot Yelloween" きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ @pamyurin
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Please no we don’t want a sight of your ’hind
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The thing about Mao Zedong was that he was not just a dictator. He was actually a f***ing idiot to such an extent that it would make Trump’s ridiculous claims of himself being a “stable genius” almost credible. Mao forced farmers to make steel out of farm tools and in small village furnaces, which left farmers with no tools to work the fields. He forced farmers to chase away insect-eating sparrows, which led yo locust-infested fields. Millions starved to death as a result. He thought that turning the population on itself in endless struggle was the path to proletariat prosperity - all it had done was to make more starve to death, loss of Chinese know-how across the board and China left on the brink of bankruptcy. His views on dental hygiene were so off the planet that he eschewed both “modern” or more traditional Chinese modes of dental care, to the point that his doctors and others all mention the rotting stench that emanated from his mouth. Not all dictators are idiots - Deng Xiaoping was a dictator but not an idiot. But Mao excelled himself in his idiotmaxxing, more a buffoonish Idi Amin than a dangerously bright Emperor Kangxi.
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DDoSed by the budget
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こちらでgetできます🍞✨ giphy.com/kyarypamyupamyu かわいい⭐️
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放工先嚟落雨…… 好彩今朝儲咗陽光普照相
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🐩:你哋磅食物又係呢個廚房磅、磅我又係呢個廚房磅,我係咪要驚?
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屋企人好鍾意周圍擺鐘,而且係舊款指針時鐘,於是每年就有兩次要走勻全屋去校鐘(唔係校鐘良 14 世)。廚房掛到好高要爬梯先掂到嗰隻已經趁佢壞就換咗 radio controlled,朝早瞓醒見佢已經自動校準。
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阿仔隻鬧鐘都係幫佢買咗 radio controlled,但要特登拎埋窗邊畀佢聞下空氣中嘅時間訊號先識得自己校,即係結果都係要特登做啲嘢 🫠
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客廳掛咗 4 呎直徑金屬鏤空掛鐘,本來想研究下有冇得換個機芯佢變埋 radio-controlled,但有 3 個原因令呢件事不可行:1. 金屬框阻斷電波接收、2. 巨型鐘嘅指針好重,要個摩打夠扭力先推得郁,於是機芯好大嚿、3. 個金屬框中央只放得落 7cm × 7cm 嘅機芯,市場上冇咁細個機芯又識接收電波又咁大扭力 🫠
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