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I joined Twitter to read news only. Not for impression or gathering of followers.
But I do return jesture. Stay bless everyone.
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Eku General hospital in Delta State gas been offering free DNA test for weeks now and so many men has gone for the test. So far, over 50 children has been detected to belong to someone else instead of the father everyone knows.
One man tested his 5 children and none belongs to him, another tested 4 and two belongs to him while the other 2 came out negative.
Women don't cheat, this must be a mix up.
tollyboy retweeted
Look at how this one deliberately threw herself and her supporters into the mud.
“Real Arabs”
“Real Muslims”
These phrases have meanings.
tollyboy retweeted
Me: i want 3 sharwama
Seller: Which one do you want sir?
Me: beef.
Seller: Okay.. Chief me i’ll eat o, should i make for myself?
Me: No problem, just hurry up.
Seller: Ahh thank you sir.
Me: Please add 3 milkshakes to it.
Seller: Okay sir, should i add for myself too?
Me:
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As a Zimbabwean who has spent years defending Nigeria in online banter, I officially surrender today. How do I defend celebrating a 13.5km road that took 16 years to build, and nicknaming it Cape Town?
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Happy birthday my Ife Dudu aka @cuppymusic. The world knows my daughter her as Cuppy, but she’ll always be my IFẸ́OLÚWA. Cheers 😃… F.Ote💲
tollyboy retweeted
“My husband would handle all the bills..
I’ll only support him when he’s financially down”
It is your father that would be financially down 👍
Inconsiderate fool
tollyboy retweeted
Have you ever seen a tweet that doesn't even concern you, but you immediately go to that person's profile and block them because you don’t want to see any more of their thoughts on your timeline ever again?
tollyboy retweeted
LOL! I joined in April 2007. Twitter was still using SMS then.
Who owns the first X account ever created in Nigeria, @grok ? 🇳🇬
Who was Nigeria's OG Twitter user? 😭💀
tollyboy retweeted
Once you learn how to order clothes on your own from china, you go just Dey look who Dey go boutique like kokopee 😂😂
So jeans cheap like that and people no cast update?
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Love is a beautiful thing.Hope you guys are still together.
tollyboy retweeted
Cannot afford as how? Are you a ram?
Because you wore wig and make up, you now think men should rate you highly and break bank to approach you. WTF are you?
"You'll look at me..." WTF is in you that warrants audacity to approach? My friend GTFOH



































