crowbar has a podcast

Finally. A white dude that you know has a podcast. It's me. I'm sorry. But pls listen still, here's a preview (link below)

you want me to trim my bush? the thing that did 9/11??

hi grandma, thank you for the birthday check, I spent it on catgirl coin. hm? Oh it's a digital currency where I spend money for pictures of anime girls with tails and cat ears and then I trade those for more valuable catgirl pictures, it's gonna replace the U.S. dollar probably

just thinking about these photos of katy perry getting slimed at the kids choice awards. that's all

I wrote a poem entirely out of the phrases that they put on taco bell hot sauce packets bcuz i think outside the bun

i dont post on the internet anymore, it posts on me

I just talked to God and they said that when u die you shatter into a million pixels that get used to make up the photos that The Onion includes with their articles

what do you all think of my rebrand? be honest

Raisin bran for lunch this bastard is mocking me

If u blindfolded me, sat me down in a Subway Sandwich Store, and asked me to tell u what they sold purely based on scent, sandwiches would not even be in the top 5 on that list

I am unemployed and seeking work as a horn tooter (person that toots the horn on the train) To clarify, I dont want to drive the train, just toot the horn whenever I feel like it No prior experience, but HOONNNNKK HONNNNNNKK so I think that speaks for itself

Maybe if I'd whipped my hair back and forth real good like Willow Smith told me to back in 2010, we wouldn't be in this situation