@cjnieI

parody account ◡̈

 fergie defense lawyer
Joined March 2021
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@cjnieIMay 25
pool party?
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jenna@jennasarahh17h
YUP YUP
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Loser bitch vibes
LBO Vinny
@LeveredVinnyOct 25
Hey man that Halloween costume is super dope you know you’re 28 right? Okay just checking
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Wine tasting is total theater to me like aw it tastes oaky whatever girl it’s juice
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Strait of Hormuz be like Locktoberrr
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gc.@KnowgcmusicOct 24
Mezcal tastes like someone left a cig in your tequila
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My daughter described her foot falling asleep as “there is seltzer in my feet”
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Babygirl in control I feel like Nicole
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gay people be making pots and pans music but wont pick up a pot or pan and cook a meal just smoke pot and be pan
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Hag texted me and said you haven’t been posting much you must be happy
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That gay LA influencer who’s whole life is just moving every 2 months go get a damn job
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Haven’t had a smoothie in New York since I almost died of a parasite from Energy Fuel
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Flower gleam and glow
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
Billie Eilish debuts new haircut.
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before you hit that doordash button i implore you to try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sometimes you just need a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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dg@dontdoitdaniOct 21
everyone is in a fucking open relationship… OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND CLOSE THE RELATIONSHIPS!!!
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I love watching people get on the bus I’m already on. Feels like just yesterday I was boarding this bus just like you
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Me before I sneeze
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Nerd Clusters were invented by dentists to suck you dry for that root canal money ‼️
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The immediate rush I get when I realize someone is also a good listener YES… sit, let’s exchange information my conduit
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Need a gay version of this
naomi@lachancenaomi27Oct 20
Crazy post I just got
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Oomf saying he uses his bidet to douche
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