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@claire2themax

Pay attention to me while I'm ignoring you. she/her

 Ann Arbor, MI
Joined October 2008
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It’s about DRIVE. It’s about POWER. It’s about CRYING IN THE SHOWER.
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Roburrito@FerpectOval31 Jul 2024
The USA solved the trolley problem by defunding rail transport, and then shooting everyone tied to the tracks.
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“Paw print tattoos have the same energy as an adult Tweety Bird T-Shirt” - @FerpectOval
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Willie Muse
@Williesillie229 Apr 2024
Genuinely baffling that someone could only know him from these two things
Nadine ★ (@nadinebluex) profile pictureNadine ★@nadinebluex29 Apr 2024
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS PAUL IN THE 1984 DUNE MOVIE?????
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Mewing with @mrsmalfoy333
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Out of context chaos with Claire and @FerpectOval
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Relatable Rolls Podcast@RelatableRolls12 Feb 2024
We’ve talked a lot about solo journaling games on the show, and this is by far our favorite. Highly recommend checking out Anamnesis by @BlinkingBirch. One of @claire2themax ‘s rare 10/10 games.
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Usher on roller skates and a Ludacris cameo. Couldn’t have asked for more with this halftime show.
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Whenever there’s a new slang or pop culture thing, I test it out as a pet name just to see how @FerpectOval reacts. He’s currently mad at me, so “my little Skibidi Toilet” is firmly in the “no” column.
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Pussy so fat he became a beekeeper.
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Midwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_ope12 Jan 2024
Midwesterners toxic trait is thinking “the rear defrost will take care of that”
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I’m gonna be honest until like, last week I thought people were losing their minds about hockey not weird cups
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Roburrito@FerpectOval5 Jan 2024
The Iraqi government is formally moving to remove US forces from the country, after: 20.83 years 4,400+ US Casualties 40,000+ Iraqi Combatant Casualties 1,000,000+ Dead Iraqi Civilians And all of the unfathomable human suffering behind those cold numbers. Yeah, we should go.
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We got our first wedding gift today and I’m about to be a fucking monster.
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Annual art.
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Roburrito@FerpectOval29 Dec 2023
I hate how my brain will get not only songs, but random jokes or turns of phrase stuck in my head. Because it's one thing to have Uptown Girl playing on loop, but it's quite another form of hell to just hear "City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em" on repeat for no reason.
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Mississippi River watershed 🫡 – at St Louis, MO
A meme that says the only thin blue lines I respect or my local rivers and estuaries

ALT A meme that says the only thin blue lines I respect or my local rivers and estuaries

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Full Blown Meltdown@FullBlownMltdwn9 Dec 2023
Bands that never got the attention they deserved: Day 28 of 40 My favorite band on this list , and also just generally in my top five bands of all time, Dear and the Headlights had it all. From catchy songs, to unbelievable lyrics, to one of the coolest vocalists of all time.
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god I want to punch Billy Mitchell in the face so fuckin bad
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michael@FilledwithUrine3 Dec 2023
i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i lov
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