I'm your Favorite Fatty From Flordia, your Heavyset Hilarious, putting the he/him in he/himbo since 2001.
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Joined September 2015
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HGTV shows be like
Workers: Yeah, so the door is too big for the wall
Narrator: Let's cut to commercial, because we don't know what THE FUCK we're going to do
Me: you're going to cut like another inch into the wall
After commercials: so get this
You said the plane is broken? AND there's a bug infestation? Don't worry, I have just the thing for this.
*Unravels fly tape*
"it's all the back to school shopping for all your back to school needs!" Okay where's the cyanide capsule I can crunch on when I embarrass myself on the first day
Mark my words boys, you're all going to get bored in your 50s and find your g spot for the first time like "damn I should have listened to Ethan when I was in highschool"
Horse politics is always so infuriating, every time I try and and introduce new policies to better the community it's always neigh and never yay
My favorite part of ringing in the new year was all the people who dressed out looking at me like "damn, I bet he's so much more comfortable than me right now"
Draco Malfoy seems like the kind of guy who would be offended at "you know, being so obsessed with me is kind of gay" and I'm dissapointed that Harry never laid one of those on him
X-Men comic book but the conflict is centered around how e
Charles has a cold so terrible everytime he sneezes the entire world stops
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 26 Sep 2015 (via @twi_age).
The E in E-girl stands for Ethan retweeted
All the stuff with Living Out has caused me to experience the 5 stages of grief in the span of a week… I’ve just accepted that if we only get 4 shows that just means they’re gonna be the best fucking shows you’ve ever seen. Come see Living Out, and see us do what we do best.
