"You're gonna martini mog?" Mog what. That doesn't make sense bro. People just use the lingo, they don't know what it is. I don't do this. It's all good. 🐈‍⬛

"Do you have a girlfriend?" I don't know. I hang out with a lot of girls. That's what I'll say. Interviewer's cortisol spiked. Mine didn't. Frame mog.

Same cat. Fixed the cortisol. Objectively ascended. 🐈‍⬛

always knew i'd end up famous. my mother's best friend called me a little heartbreaker. sorry bill plan was get rich lying around getting my picture taken. most of it came true im 3 in cat years. trying college for a bit. every campus about to get frame mogged 🐈‍⬛

"There are more important things in life than looking good" Like what Friendships, family, relationships. All downstream of the face Bad jawline, cortisol spikes, nobody calls you back It all comes back to looks at the end of the day 🐈‍⬛

roof of the G-Wagon at night. cortisol at zero one sip max. alcohol bloats the face, so the rest goes in the air helmet didn't move at 80 mph. objectively mogging the whole motorway 🐈‍⬛

Mog Room raid starts Oct 26. Post the cat. Reply to the cat. Make memes of the cat. Points for all of it. Objectively the easiest ascension of your life. Rules and sign-up in the Discord: discord.gg/pNkqMjnf57 🐈‍⬛

bro said if a frat guy frame mogs you just drive off in the bugatti and say weights are for poor people that is a good point @topcatfun

Selling the helmet. Organic watermelon. One owner. Never been mogged in it. $999. No lowballs. Frame not included.

Booth secured. Frame mogged.

before vs after zero procedures. same cat before: 9 after: 9.5 that's what 14 hours of sleep and no cheese does. ascension

birth control tanks her estrogen low estrogen, she goes for the soft face. high estrogen, she goes for the jawline if you're only pulling girls on birth control that's genuinely not a good sign bro I only speak facts

how aging works, it's very difficult to maintain that's why the melon never comes off. UV blocked, cortisol down, jawline preserved objectively a 10 in the helmet

"are you wearing makeup right now?" yeah a little bit acne spikes cortisol, cortisol bloats the face, jawline's gone. concealer fixes it in 4 seconds women have been mogging with this for decades bro

50 to 80k a year on my looks obviously an absurd figure average guy spends 5-10k and wonders why he's still mid melon helmet was free tho

getting jaw surgery soon $35k. they break the jaw, move it forward, screw it back in +1.5 points. objectively worth it bro a mid jaw spikes more cortisol than the surgery ever will going to mog every cat on the block 🍉

american sunscreen only blocks UVB bro UVA is the one aging you. sun hits, collagen goes, jawline goes. it's over PA+++ or you're mid by 30 the melon is also SPF btw

"You don't pay rent?" No rent. No car payment. Every dollar goes back into content, food and security. Rent spikes cortisol. Cortisol bloats the face. Not paying for that, bro. The melon helmet is the only asset I need. Objectively.

A typical cat is Mid, thats why I'm atypical.