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Clay Russell

@clayrr

Retired, apparently. Obama called my cellphone once. I correct punctuation on Wikipedia. Paul Anka said I was his “phone buddy.” These facts are not related.

 Mississippi, of all things
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“Well, all I know is...” is always followed by idiocy.
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🎼 Lurdes
@sedrul08Oct 27
Italian actors recreating Caravaggio paintings. #HappyTuesday 🧙🧹
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A hero of France protest has fallen
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Laura Bassett
@LEBassettOct 9
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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The most French thing I’ve ever seen
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Jeffrey Dahmer, who ran afoul of the USDA's food pyramid guidelines, has died.
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Theodore Kaczynski, mathematician who was later jailed for misuse of the postal system, has died.
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AIPAC killed it…
Meidas_Charise Lee (@charise_lee) profile pictureMeidas_Charise Lee
@charise_leeOct 3
THIS IS CRAZY
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ratman@CoalPowersSep 25
Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser
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If you’re in line to bully Ed Sheeran, STAY IN LINE
Nathan J Robinson (@NathanJRobinson) profile pictureNathan J Robinson@NathanJRobinsonSep 21
damn, we were so close
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Zahran Mamdani is so powerful he can scare someone into wanting to actually go to New Jersey.
LPC (@landpalestine) profile pictureLPC
@landpalestineSep 22
Netanyahu diverted his plane from New York to New Jersey due to fears that New York Mayor Zahran Mamdani might issue an order for him to leave the airport immediately or face arrest
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Nux
@mherlihy0816Sep 22
Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.
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Rabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffxSep 18
This is what Ed Sheeran's music would taste like as food:
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Alan MacLeod
@AlanRMacLeodSep 16
Perfect. No notes.
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Rabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffxSep 16
How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when my previous consumption of his work was zero
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G.T
@gingerrtomSep 15
Ed Sheeran reveals his new opening act for his tour.
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Marcus Stanley
@MarcusMStanleySep 3
The Jerusalem Post runs an op-ed suggesting using indebted Americans to invade Iran...words fail me.
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matt bernstein@mattxivAug 31
you have 1 minute to provide a non-racist explanation for this headline
CBS News (@CBSNews) profile pictureCBS News
@CBSNewsAug 31
As the nation prepares to mark 25 years since Sept. 11, 2001, Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan, may be facing the risk of renewed scrutiny and fresh political attack. cbsn.ws/4ycfaWy
Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed's deleted tweets on Sept. 11 attacks invite scrutiny of past...

Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed's deleted tweets on Sept. 11 attacks invite scrutiny of past...

Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed deleted posts invoking 9/11 and the U.S. response.

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Amy McGrath
@AmyMcGrathKYAug 29
I didn’t think there could be a worse candidate than JD Vance for 2028, but here we are.
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsAug 29
EXCLUSIVE: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has told close friends and associates that he is considering a run for president in 2028, according to two people familiar with the conversations. nbcnews.com/politics/2028-el…

Pete Hegseth is talking about a possible run for president in 2028, sources say

The defense secretary has floated a White House run with close friends and associates, two people said. And Hegseth sparked speculation with an event in Iowa this month.

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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoffAug 20
I don’t find this funny at all. This is exactly how Benny Hill died
Breaking911 (@Breaking911) profile pictureBreaking911
@Breaking911Aug 20
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist
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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Aug 12
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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