clara belle

what the chelley @itschelleyb @loveislandusa

love when my car gets broken into and all they find is parking tickets lol while you’re here can you pay them

i wanna meet the person that yakked on me from the top balcony ln cause honestly iconic

i just got the dreaded “i’m taking you off my phone bill” text and my world is crumbling around me

secretly telling 2 different people we need deviled eggs for friendsgiving so we get double 😈😈😈

i just got word that all Boston Markets are getting shut down please join me for a moment of silence

i wish medicaid covered tooth gems

always find myself accidentally shaking ass to gospel music in my ubers

bendering into a red eye into a 5 days booze cruise is diabolical but i’d expect nothing less from myself

i’m on 3 espresso shots and a dream

“do you know how to mount a tv?” “well first you ask for consent”

“i’m gonna go drink this beer and sober up”

the amount of sexy men at trader joe’s today was quite overwhelming

mother nature be thicc af

ppl looove to complain ab a music fest

everyone with a mustache looks like dom dolla and everyone without one looks like john summit