OAP, Ex job. Chair of March Mens shed. LCFC supporter, walking footy player. S2R owner. Dad, Grandpa to EEE, K and the boys. Loves all motorbikes and music

On top of the hill in Fenland
Joined February 2015
Just tried to see what broadband packages I can add to my Sky package. @SkyUK chatbot is useless!
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Just tried to sign in to itv x on a new tv, it gives a 6 number code on the tv. Shame it’s not recognised! @ITVX sort it out! Watching on Sky now!
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Just listening to Elvis on the Tony Blackburn radio 2 show, and the Jordanaires are definitely singing “bad banana” in the background to Teddy Bear!
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So if me and the missus volunteered to leave the country, the government will give us £90,000? I’m up for it. Before you ask my ancestors invaded from Europe and Scandinavia!
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Government's inaction has done nothing but shackle every single household in England to the continuing abuse, exploitation and greed of the water industry. It's gotta stop, now.
Unhappy with your bank, phone provider, or electricity supplier? Switch. Unhappy with your water company? Tough. No competition. No price control. No opt out. A state-protected cartel profiteering from ecological ruin with total impunity. #DirtyBusiness
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Show us the ground now!
My mates had my ticket tonight and he's just sent me this ... 1 or 2 empty seats 👀 #lcfc 💙🦊
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Beware ordering from @AmazonUK , they have a thief in their warehouse! Got a large envelope, sealed, containing an empty box that had been cut open! Tried to call them but they reckon I’ve not dialled a number to them twice so cut off my call!
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BREAKING NEWS The Co op say the Palestinian Lager they plan to sell will be in the normal aisle for beers and not down a tunnel at the back of the shop.
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Skye Stout adds the fourth from a free-kick⚽️
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"Water companies ‘to impose surge pricing’ in summer." Oh dearie me, it's finally come to this. In an attempt to deflect from their own greed, incompetence and mismanagement water companies have come up with what they no doubt will think is an utterly brilliant strategy, blame their customers. And @Ofwat does what exactly? thetimes.com/uk/environment/…
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We have the worst politicians at exactly the worst time. Andrew Neil / @afneil eloquently sums up the dire state of politics in the UK: “As I watched PMQs yesterday and looked at both frontbenches something dawned on me I had hitherto only vaguely perceived: we are now a country bereft of a credible or competent governing class on either side of the political divide.   Left, right and centre we lack the people and policies to tackle the gathering troubles of our times. As a result, as a nation we are rudderless and without purpose — adrift in a sea of troubles rather than in command of our destiny. And that will not easily or quickly be put right.” It’s a mess. And it’s a mess caused by our politicians and it’s a mess that our politicians are incapable of resolving.
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Good evening & welcome to the 349th edition of the Silhouette Quiz To take part: 1) FOLLOW @OilySmudges 2) REPOST (NOT QUOTE REPOST) 3) REPLY with the MAKE, MODEL & YEAR (NO PHOTOS - that'll spoil the fun for others) 4) WAIT for DM with good news 5) REPEAT if no DM! Good luck 🏍️
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Happy World Bicycle Day 👇 #lcfc 💙🦊 #WorldBicycleDay2025
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Every. Single. Jamie. Vardy. Goal. 🐐 | @premierleague

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Good evening & welcome to this week's edition of the Silhouette Quiz To take part: 1) FOLLOW @OilySmudges 2) REPOST this post 3) REPLY with the MAKE, MODEL & YEAR (NO PHOTOS - that'll spoil the fun for others) 4) WAIT for DM with good news 5) REPEAT if no DM! Good luck 🏍️
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The greatest there was. The greatest there is. The greatest there ever will be. Jamie Vardy - Leicester’s number nine. 9️⃣💙
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#Eurovision fixed again, how can no one vote for us? #fixed
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Anyone know if @SkyNewsBreak or any of the other Sky X’s have sorted the problem out from last night/this morning? Anyone heard from Sky at all? #silence
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Back in time poverty so this week's edition of the Silhouette Quiz is From The Archive! 1) FOLLOW @OilySmudges 2) RETWEET this tweet 3) REPLY with the MAKE, MODEL & YEAR (NO PHOTOS - that'll spoil the fun for others) 4) WAIT for DM with good news 5) REPEAT if no DM! Good luck 🏍️
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Replying to @grindfacetv
This old timer is a comedic genius 🤣 😂
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