Music-obsessed software geek. One of Breakmaster Cylinder's "Internet weirdos". He/him. ActivityPub/Mastodon-compatible: @clonezone@microblog.galumph.com

Chicago
Joined September 2007
If Google really wanted "don't be evil", it would stop all click tracking and delete all user search history.
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Tom Lehrer has put all his songs online (including lyrics & sheet music), and given away all rights to them. The site will only be up for a limited time. This is a very niche tweet that will make a small segment of people very happy. tomlehrersongs.com/
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I once ran an online platform that grew to be used by hundreds of thousands of people. some of them chose to use it to mock and insult me endlessly. It’s pretty wild watching someone actually do the sort of petty revenge I would only joke about in my despair.
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huh, it worked.
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My favorite extinct North American mega fauna is the mastodon.
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putting Mastodon handle in your bio will give an error now. Pathetic.
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(Thread) In the first What If? book, I answered a question about cooking a steak by dropping it from space. At one point, I commented—jokingly!—that if anyone put a steak in a hypersonic wind tunnel to gather better data, I’d love to see the video. Well, I have good news.
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faking it
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So, eleven-and-a-bit years ago, I wrote the only written narrative in Minecraft: the story that appears after you kill the Ender Dragon. (A narrative which players often call The End Poem.) Today, I officially librated that ending. Er, what does that mean? 🧵
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It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.
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time between "Star Wars" films' release dates author unknown
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Run away! Run away!
100 days away: Play the Recorder Day (18 Mar)
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In 1826, Louis-Philippe commissioned the painter Horace Vernet to paint the Battle of Valmy. Louis-Philippe and his younger brother occupy a small but significant part of the frame, in the foreground presenting a report to a higher officer — the 1820s version of a PR campaign.
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LIFE magazine captured this image outside of Rialto Theater, a skid row flesh palace on south State Street, in 1966. At that time, the venue offered a nudist film — Let's Go Native — and a live burlesque show to their clientele. #Chicago #photograghy #1960s #burlesque
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Lower Wacker Drive
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