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The Drunken Telling Of Drunken Tales • a monthly live storytelling show hosted by @andrewhealan & produced by @Tornado_OfRoses

 New Orleans
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Joined February 2014
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@NPR18 Jan 2019
A police department posted on Facebook seeking volunteers to help train officers in field sobriety tests… by getting hammered. Alcohol provided. npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043…
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dressing as this woman for Mardi Gras
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@ajc13 Jan 2019
Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot. ajc.com/news/national/woman-…
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TONIGHT • Close Me Out • 7:00 • Hi-Ho Lounge • $5 • featuring; @OftenAnomalous @merrydevo @emlrich & more hosted by @andrewhealan produced by @Tornado_ofRoses presented by @DefMechRecords
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#Map shows bar opening closing times across the United States.
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looks like we need to put together an all animal edition of Close Me Out washingtonpost.com/science/2…

Raccoons drunk on crab apples cause false rabies scare in West Virginia

Police in Milton, W. Va., had calls about suspicious-acting raccoons twice in as many days.

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bad news gang. Due to a unforeseen incident Close Me Out is canceled tonight. But still head on over to @HiHoNola to enjoy @NOLAComedyHour, donate to STAR and eat some @fryandpie.
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TONIGHT • Close Me Out • 7:00 • @HiHoNola • $5 • some of the best drinkers in America tell their best drinking stories
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@wfaa17 Oct 2018
(Illegal) beer run! Arlington police are searching for this guy who managed to grab five cases 😯 of beer from a convenience store and flee the scene.
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WKND comedy @HiHoNola TONIGHT 8pm @closemeoutshow SUN 8pm /signup7 @NOLAComedyHour
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TONIGHT • Close Me Out • 8:00 • Hi-Ho Lounge • $5 • with: @sweetbabette & more
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enjoying a happy hour old-fashioned at @BarrelProofNola
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Who wants to potentially see me make a fool of myself Saturday? Come on down to @HiHoNola for @closemeoutshow at 8pm! $5 cover. 😂🤡🍻
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at a certain point the music at The Columns happy hour abruptly changed from chill jazz to Lynyrd Skynyrd and Aerosmith
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Drinking @NOLABrewing Blonde at @CCBBQnola & screaming #WHODAT
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great article on @pinkroomproject & Set De Flo’. Catch them after the next Close Me Out on Oct 6 and every Saturday at @HiHoNola theadvocate.com/gambit/new_o…

There is a room in New Orleans: Pink Room Project and Set De Flo' open up rap's underground

"No culture for the vultures."

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Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.
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hey there all Close Me Outcasts and Close Me Outlaws, there will be no September show this week. We’ll see y’all on October 6.
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