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Alea iacta est.

Joined March 2021
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imagine being a small time trader using the @Pumpfun app. you downloaded it and pumpfun told you to follow @slingoorio one of the most followed and highly paid KOLs in the entire ecosystem. you see him post callout after callout about big titty coin (hahaha it's like bitcoin ticker but it's tits, lol, lmao even!) and so you put your chips into this coin. it's Saturday and you see one of the main guys at pumpfun post this tweet: 'wow well big titty coin has gotta be legit, pumpfun pay sling hundreds of thousands of dollars for his insights and alpha, this is a good investment'. it's Sunday now and you open your pumpfun app and you see sling post his 123rd callout saying 'these dips don't phase (sic) me.' you close the app, happy in your conviction: 'sling, the pumpfun poster child isn't fazed by these dips, why should I?' you log off, go and do some household chores before work starts tomorrow again. it's Sunday evening, you're tired from all your chores, so you sit down on your sofa and open the pumpfun app. you have lost everything. >this coin is now effectively decentralised >nothing is real. you just got spitroasted by pumpfun and one of their biggest KOLs. welcome to crypto, enjoy.
the best way to know if you're in a good coin is seeing who's holding it on Pumpfun I'm quite convinced this will give you more insights than any other trading app given how strong the social graph has become over the past few months
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Scammers are glorified and celebrated. The industry is pushing people who fled to dubai to not be extradited. Extraction is rewarded with more extraction. Every honest developer has fled to greener pastures. The ideological rot has grown to a critical mass. The tumor inside of crypto is no longer malignant. We're all going to die. It's over.
Things were different. A different standard was upheld. Champions always adjust kid. Don't forget me...
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DRAINED
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commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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you need to be smart enough to buy roughly the right bags at a good price but then retarded enough to let it go up a lot without selling
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“So you put your life savings into meme tokens?” “yes Dave” “And there’s no sort of business behind them?” “That’s right Dave” “So what were you thinking doing something like this?” “They’re gunna crime it up Dave”
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just me?
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your boss reminding you the employee survey is completely anonymous
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plumber mode
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Hey legend long time no talk so sorry we didn't invite you to ape size in pipedog at $2m I just completely forgot about you but how are the kids? Hows the wife man everything well?
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Replying to @0xsneakky
binkbinkbink binkiebink binkieeee biiiinkibooo and binkbankbonk own 50% of the supply time to ape!
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My fave bob lax lore was during NFT mania he statistically proved that a popular nft distributed its rare traits to insiders during the mint and wrote this long post that had excel models and pivot tables
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Replying to @DipWheeler
Not true. As someone who has been there, breathing 80 oxygen and being 50% sure I was going to die? It feels even worse to buy on RH chain.
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andrew kang is insane for this
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If you have ANY extra income, even 5 dollars I would put it in the S&P 500, right now. Things are at an all time high!
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🚨NEW: Reviewbrah trolls the McDonald's CEO by taking a big boy bite from the Big Arch 💀
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HMU if you're looking to switch terminals. We'll treat you well :)
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You need to be rotatemaxxing Flaunch team dropped their fifth token in last two weeks? Rotate Clawnch of SOL dropped and farmed the entire token? Rotate Mattysino dropped his agent coin that he will add to his list of scams? Rotate It’s extremely important to remember this. Always. Be. Rotating.
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Just in case Gen Z is trying to understand what happened today: Claude was mogging OpenAI for weeks. Then this gymcel dev ships Clawdbot which was the fastest growing OSS thing ever, absolute looksmax for the whole ecosystem. Anthropic tries to dairygoon him with legal. Dev renames to OpenClaw. OpenAI slides in like a foid-pulling Chad with acquisition interest. OpenClaw gets acquired by OpenAI. Now Anthropic is getting jestergooned by the entire timeline and OpenAI is gigamaxing off their fumble. Anthropic could've just let him cook. Instead they went full moid and got outframed by the jestermaxxers at OpenAI.
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the reason gold is pumping so much is because they raid hard.
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