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imagine being a small time trader using the @Pumpfun app. you downloaded it and pumpfun told you to follow @slingoorio one of the most followed and highly paid KOLs in the entire ecosystem.
you see him post callout after callout about big titty coin (hahaha it's like bitcoin ticker but it's tits, lol, lmao even!) and so you put your chips into this coin.
it's Saturday and you see one of the main guys at pumpfun post this tweet: 'wow well big titty coin has gotta be legit, pumpfun pay sling hundreds of thousands of dollars for his insights and alpha, this is a good investment'.
it's Sunday now and you open your pumpfun app and you see sling post his 123rd callout saying 'these dips don't phase (sic) me.' you close the app, happy in your conviction: 'sling, the pumpfun poster child isn't fazed by these dips, why should I?' you log off, go and do some household chores before work starts tomorrow again.
it's Sunday evening, you're tired from all your chores, so you sit down on your sofa and open the pumpfun app.
you have lost everything.
>this coin is now effectively decentralised
>nothing is real.
you just got spitroasted by pumpfun and one of their biggest KOLs.
welcome to crypto, enjoy.
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Scammers are glorified and celebrated. The industry is pushing people who fled to dubai to not be extradited. Extraction is rewarded with more extraction. Every honest developer has fled to greener pastures. The ideological rot has grown to a critical mass. The tumor inside of crypto is no longer malignant. We're all going to die. It's over.
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you need to be smart enough to buy roughly the right bags at a good price but then retarded enough to let it go up a lot without selling
Replying to @0xsneakky
binkbinkbink binkiebink binkieeee biiiinkibooo and binkbankbonk own 50% of the supply time to ape!
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If you have ANY extra income, even 5 dollars I would put it in the S&P 500, right now. Things are at an all time high!
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🚨NEW: Reviewbrah trolls the McDonald's CEO by taking a big boy bite from the Big Arch 💀
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You need to be rotatemaxxing
Flaunch team dropped their fifth token in last two weeks? Rotate
Clawnch of SOL dropped and farmed the entire token? Rotate
Mattysino dropped his agent coin that he will add to his list of scams? Rotate
It’s extremely important to remember this. Always. Be. Rotating.
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Just in case Gen Z is trying to understand what happened today:
Claude was mogging OpenAI for weeks. Then this gymcel dev ships Clawdbot which was the fastest growing OSS thing ever, absolute looksmax for the whole ecosystem.
Anthropic tries to dairygoon him with legal. Dev renames to OpenClaw. OpenAI slides in like a foid-pulling Chad with acquisition interest. OpenClaw gets acquired by OpenAI.
Now Anthropic is getting jestergooned by the entire timeline and OpenAI is gigamaxing off their fumble.
Anthropic could've just let him cook. Instead they went full moid and got outframed by the jestermaxxers at OpenAI.





























